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Thump

Hating the environment since 1994
  • ...how many OSU vs. scUM e-mails you get this week that you'e gotten every year for the last 5 years. :roll1:

    Are people really that stupid to send the same jokes and pics OVER and OVER again?

    I've already received 3. :smash:
     
    Solution: If anyone sends you an email that relies on images to convey the message, has more cc: recipients than people you personally know, or has a subject that begins with fw: or otherwise contains the words "really" and "funny," then you should set up a filter directing all their email to your junk folder.

    If they're dumb enough to send this crap, they can't possibly be smart enough to have anything enlightening to share the other 364 days of the year.

    People who forward emails they think are really funny should be shot.

    ... Too dumb to live.
     
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    What is driving me crazy is everyone wanting to recite all the bullshit that they have heard at the water cooler about Saturday's game.

    I have come to realize that everyone outside of the BP community drive me ape shit.
     
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    Buckin' A;660455; said:
    What is driving me crazy is everyone wanting to recite all the bullshit that they have heard at the water cooler about Saturday's game.

    I have come to realize that everyone outside of the BP community drive me ape shit.

    I hear the same ole same ole for the past 2 1/2 decades I dont even read the jokes that are sent in a forward email
     
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    i'm probably the biggest buckeyes fan at work (insert fat joke here thump) - and i've had people ask me this question verbatim

    "so, are you going to watch the big game this weekend"

    my standard reply for people this stupid is

    no, i'm going to take my wife to the ballet instead, i'm not really that interested in the game

    fucking idiots shouldn't be allowed to live
     
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    Buckin' A;660455; said:
    What is driving me crazy is everyone wanting to recite all the bullshit that they have heard at the water cooler about Saturday's game.

    I have come to realize that everyone outside of the BP community drive me ape shit.
    This kind of crap is annoying me more than normal this week. The droning on about the crap that ESPN and Fox say, on their various shows, is simply killing me.


    Is it Saturday yet?
     
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    So I'm talking to my dad last night. He starts to tell me a joke. It goes a little something like this:

    Dad: A guy walks into a bar and starts to tell a joke about Michigan. The bartender stops him and says, "Hey buddy. Before you go any further I want to let you know I'm 6'6", 280 pounds, and I played football for Michi...
    Me: I don't want to explain it 3 times.

    Dad: OK.....Jim Tressel and Lloyd Car are walking along a beach when Lloyd trips over a magic lamp.....
    Me: Fill it with water.




    Yeah, i'm tired of the same old jokes too :p
     
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    BuckeyeNation27;660889; said:
    So I'm talking to my dad last night. He starts to tell me a joke. It goes a little something like this:

    Dad: A guy walks into a bar and starts to tell a joke about Michigan. The bartender stops him and says, "Hey buddy. Before you go any further I want to let you know I'm 6'6", 280 pounds, and I played football for Michi...
    Me: I don't want to explain it 3 times.

    Dad: OK.....Jim Tressel and Lloyd Car are walking along a beach when Lloyd trips over a magic lamp.....
    Me: Fill it with water.




    Yeah, i'm tired of the same old jokes too :p

    Hey young man! He brought you into this world and he can take you out of it!:wink2:
     
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