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Yowzers;1840678; said:
So I'm new around here. Who are the top dawg posters to be on the lookout for?
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you gotta watch out for guys who send people PMs that read like this:

hatehineygate said:
Enjoy handing out those dings you walking colostomy bag, I think its pretty clear I dont give a sht one way or the other as I am not crawling out of the hole I am in anytime this century. The redder I get the better, because disagreeing with you illiterate fuks is not something to be ashamed of.

I make 94,000 a year. I bone hot bitches, bust up in them and they thank me for it. Send them out the door with nothing more than a "see ya in 15 years", catch up with them at the HS football game my prized sperm is dominating in the form of a strong, hensum beast of a football player. Thats real talk son. I eat the finest organic foods, my gas even smells lovely. Out of the 30+ fist fights I have been in I have only had the pleasure of tasting defeat once. I thank the lord daily that I finally came across some sort of adversity my superior intelligence couldnt handle. It made me work harder and now I can bench press 365lbs from 180lb frame of twisted iron all compacted into a 32 inch waist.

So while you wake up in the morning with some stiffness thinking about Jimmy Clausen or wondering what kind of message I left you, picture me rolling in my BMW getting served some dome from a fine bish, she aint no shrink, but her head game is tighter than a gorilla fist. Then go about your day trying to impress anonymous posters you will never meet in real life. Stack them greens Mike, thats all you have going for you, you fat sht.

You keep coming at me and I will bump all those terrible posts you made. What a fukin retard, there is no way someone made those is all seriousness.
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Of course that individual asks simple questions and loves EMUs, but whatever....
 
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Originally Posted by hatehineygate
Enjoy handing out those dings you walking colostomy bag, I think its pretty clear I dont give a sht one way or the other as I am not crawling out of the hole I am in anytime this century. The redder I get the better, because disagreeing with you illiterate fuks is not something to be ashamed of.

I make 94,000 a year. I bone hot bitches, bust up in them and they thank me for it. Send them out the door with nothing more than a "see ya in 15 years", catch up with them at the HS football game my prized sperm is dominating in the form of a strong, hensum beast of a football player. Thats real talk son. I eat the finest organic foods, my gas even smells lovely. Out of the 30+ fist fights I have been in I have only had the pleasure of tasting defeat once. I thank the lord daily that I finally came across some sort of adversity my superior intelligence couldnt handle. It made me work harder and now I can bench press 365lbs from 180lb frame of twisted iron all compacted into a 32 inch waist.

So while you wake up in the morning with some stiffness thinking about Jimmy Clausen or wondering what kind of message I left you, picture me rolling in my BMW getting served some dome from a fine bish, she aint no shrink, but her head game is tighter than a gorilla fist. Then go about your day trying to impress anonymous posters you will never meet in real life. Stack them greens Mike, thats all you have going for you, you fat sht.

You keep coming at me and I will bump all those terrible posts you made. What a fukin retard, there is no way someone made those is all seriousness.
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Bob Saccamano;1841140; said:
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[censored] YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!! And your name is "you're wanting." And you can't play in a man's game. You can't close them. And you go home and tell your wife your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life! Get them to sign on the line which is dotted!
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ABC. Always Be Closing.
 
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