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you should probably goto the animal or pet store and pick up a few fast and/or tiny animals that are both loud and smell horrible, cover them in grease feed them some pep pills from you local truck stop and set them loose in his parents house

pigs work well for this, so do ferrets, hamsters a couple snakes couldn't do much harm make sure they are the poisonous ones though
 
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I really like the idea of leaving some frozen shaving cream cans in his room or his car, but I'm sure you would no longer be posting as he would probably rip your arms out at the sockets.

The fact he lives at home with his parents sucks as it limits the abuse you can give. Maybe sign him up for some mailings on Rewriting Wills, Nursing Homes and Cemetery Plots.
 
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Here's another one- go to the pet store and buy 9 rats. Paint the following numbers on their back, use one number per rat: 1,2,3,4,5,6,8,9,10
You're "friend" will be looking for 10 rats due to the numbers, and for years he'll never be able to find that lucky number 7.

Edit: I guess for the "slow" people here on the board, I guess I should have mentioned that you need to let them go in his house.
 
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I have a standard revenge tactic that I always use. I take my nastiest, smelliest shoes (you know, those work shoes you have to leave out on the porch to keep them from stinking up the room) and I stuff them under the seat of his car. He will never know where the smell is coming from. You would be surprised how well a car heater, turned to high, can release the incredibly noxious orders in a pair of shoes. Watch and enjoy as he begins to hang two and three car deodorizers at a time from his rear view mirror, never really masking the smell, only creating a putrid cocktail of orange, pine and feet. Watch as his self confidence plummets, not wanting to let chicks in his car thinking that it is HE that smells so bad. It's fantabulous!
 
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Saw31 said:
I have a standard revenge tactic that I always use. I take my nastiest, smelliest shoes (you know, those work shoes you have to leave out on the porch to keep them from stinking up the room) and I stuff them under the seat of his car. He will never know where the smell is coming from. You would be surprised how well a car heater, turned to high, can release the incredibly noxious orders in a pair of shoes. Watch and enjoy as he begins to hang two and three car deodorizers at a time from his rear view mirror, never really masking the smell, only creating a putrid cocktail of orange, pine and feet. Watch as his self confidence plummets, not wanting to let chicks in his car thinking that it is HE that smells so bad. It's fantabulous!
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I had something similar happen to me years ago, but it was an accident. My brother was home on leave from the Marines for a week. A couple of weeks after he had gone back I noticed a terrible smell in my car, which he had borrowed while home. I finally discovered the source of the smell: a plate half covered in Mexican food. Seems he had stopped at his friend's restaurant and took a plate to go, ate about half, and left the plate and remnants under the passenger seat. He totally forgot the whole thing. I think it took a month to get the smell out of the car.
 
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