Help me exact my revenge...

[Thump]

Set his parents house on fire, that would be a gas.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

First you need access to the trunk of his car.... then go get yourself a dead hooker....

 

[exhawg]

Feed him some candy and make sure that you aren't home for him to use your shitter.

 

[CausticMick]

First you need access to the trunk of his car.... then go get yourself a dead hooker....

I'd rep you but I just did! Funny stuff, LoKy.

 

[scooter1369]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to LoKyBuckeye again.
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[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I hooked him up.

 

[scooter1369]

I hooked him up.

Thanks. That was some funny shit right there.

 

[CausticMick]

'Preciate it, fellas. I'm all repped out from the "Help me, TG05" thread.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

thanks guys... it's been awhile since I've done the old "dead hooker in the trunk" gag but it works every time.

 

[Bucktastic]

You could always just mail him a huge dump in a box.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

thanks guys... it's been awhile since I've done the old "dead hooker in the trunk" gag but it works every time.

Oh... Just when I thought I'd solved the caper.

Well, I guess I've got to move on to a new list of suspects.

 

[Buckin' A]

I had an old roomate do the same thing to me. My response....I dropped a deuce into a paper bag. Then took it and set it beside his bed on his nightstand. Make sure to peel the bag sides down so that when he wakes up, he will be staring right into the eye of the storm!

Plus, his room stunk for a week.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I had an old roomate do the same thing to me. My response....I dropped a deuce into a paper bag. Then took it and set it beside his bed on his nightstand. Make sure to peel the bag sides down so that when he wakes up, he will be staring right into the eye of the storm!

Plus, his room stunk for a week.

Whats so bad about a 2 barrel carburetor on a night stand?

 

[Buckin' A]

Alright Jax, a #2, poop, doody loggins, etc....you with me?:)

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Whats so bad about a 2 barrel carburetor on a night stand?

For a girl, you don't know very much about euphemisms for shit.