Headlines you won't see in 2012

[Yertle]

University of Michigan discovers Brady Hoke actually can polish a turd.

 

[Mac]

"Insert Cleveland sports team name" wins Championship!

:(

 

[darbypitcher22]

1st and 10 candidates admit Skip Bayless has had a valid viewpoint

 

[buckeyebri]

Herbrstreit leaves ESPiN to join OSU Coaching Staff

 

[buckeyebri]

Brent Mushberger Receives Broadcaster of the Year Award

 

[sandgk]

Herbrstreit leaves ESPiN to join OSU Coaching Staff

Don't count out the Cowboys so quickly!

 

[Bucknut24]

IU makes final 4

 

[darbypitcher22]

Blue Jackets win Stanley Cup

 

[localyokel]

Today is Thursday, December 20, 2012. We have nothing whatsoever to say about the next 24 hours.

 

[buckeyes_rock]

Big Ten refs voted best in basketball.

 

[darbypitcher22]

Cleveland Browns win the Super Bowl

 

[buckeyebri]

"ESPiN Claims B1G Best Football Conference in 2012"

 

[maximumblitz]

Mike Leach hires Jim Bollman to be offensive co-ordinator.

Gordon Gee appoints Terrelle Pryor to head NCAA compliance at tOSU.

NCAA allows 3 free tattoos per player per season, saying any stricter policy would be abusive to football players.

 

[darbypitcher22]

Mike Leach hires Jim Bollman to be offensive co-ordinator.

Lulz

 

[maximumblitz]

"In a bitter skirmish near the Isle of Man, Navy loses to Irish"

http://espn.go.com/college-football...rees-lb-carlo-calabre-suspended-season-opener

This probably belongs in Headlines You will See.