Headlines you won't see in 2012

[scooter1369]

Lets see them.

"Lindsay Lohan lands role as Bond girl"
"Kim Jong Un opens borders, visits South Korea for peace talks"
"Kim Kardashian shuns spotlight"
"Weather forecast for today, December 22nd"

I'll stop there and let everyone else have some fun.

 

[Muck]

"Brady Hoke wins second straight against Buckeyes."

 

[southcampus]

"Craig James denies allegations that Craig James killed 5 hookers while at SMU."
"Terrelle Pryor officially changes his name to 'Woppa Goo.'"

 

[Gatorubet]

"Vanderbilt prepares for first BCS Championship Game appearance. "

 

[Buckeye Maniac]

"Northwestern makes first ever NCAA tournament!"

 

[Gatorubet]

"Yet another new Church opened by man known as 'Pastor Jake' "

 

[Gatorubet]

"First spring game after Meyer's Third BCS National Championship draws little interest in Columbus."

 

[darbypitcher22]

"Pittsburgh Pirates Celebrate First World Title Since '79"

 

[buxfan4life]

"Penn State Football is Back!!!"





(You did mean headlines for real news, and not fanboy-blogs, right?)

 

[kn1f3party]

"Alabama leads list of seven potential AAU candidates from the Southeastern Conference"

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

[Caption]

"Scooter1369 welcomes president into his home"

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

"Pussification of America Over!"

 

[buxfan4life]

"Congress receives highest approval rating in history"

"Congress votes to put themselves into Social Security like the rest of American public"

"Congress denies themselves pay raise due to struggling economy"

"Congress admits everything is their fault"

 

[kn1f3party]

"Iran's supreme leader stepping down, cites lifelong dream of coaching American collegiate football at Penn State coming true"

 

[Bucknut24]

"U.S no longer in Debt"