He must REALLY hate his job

[buckeyefool]

Cops: Man shot by friend so he could skip work - Criminal weirdness - MSNBC.com

PASCO, Wash. - Sheriff's detectives in Franklin County said a man had his friend shoot him in the shoulder so he wouldn't have to go to work.

When he first spoke with deputies, Daniel Kuch told them he'd been the victim of a drive-by shooting while he was jogging Thursday. But detectives said Kuch later acknowledged that he asked a friend to shoot him so he could get some time off work and avoid a drug test.

 

[OCBuckWife]

My guess would be it was more important to miss that pesky drug test. It's amazing what sounds like a good idea when you are high!

 

[OCBucksFan]

If having your friend shoot you in the shoulder so you can call in sick is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

 

[Buckeyedynasty]

What a dumbass!