Have you ever

[gregorylee]

Waited until it seemed that every woman in the office was on a diet....

Then brought out a tub filled with Reese's Cups?


I have never seen so many middle aged women sweating with the shakes.

 

[AJHawkfan]

I've never worked in an office where the women dieted. My last job was so full of extremely obese women it was pathetic. Open a frickin honey bun on one end of the building and you had a damn stampede on your hands.

Shoulda got hazard pay workin there man, I swear to god, I shoulda........

 

[iambrutus]

there are a few guys in my department that are always on and off diets, so i make sure to talk to them about going out to eat for lunch and shit like that, i'm a dick, so if you are on a diet and are easily distracted dont tell me becuase i will fuck with you :)

 

[gregorylee]

What is cool about it is that I am not a "sweets" person. I could go months without candy. My downfall is cheeseburgers and pizza.

iam, that is me too. I pick the chick that is having the hardest time with her diet and hide candy all around her desk.

 

[BuckBackHome]

I often bring candy into the offices. Some of the ladies bitch because I put it in a candy jar for everyone to partake. Of course, these are the same ladies who come down to see me when the jar is empty hoping I have an extra stash in my office.

 

[stxbuck]

I think it is bizarre how women techers in the faculty lounge will act like one frickin cupcake will make or break their figures, or act like teenagers smoking a doobie over one piece of chocolate. Then you have the vacuum hogs who will eat anything in their path, and put the guy teachers to shame.

 

[BB73]

How many of you dirty bastards also try to give candy to little girls?

 

[iambrutus]

How many of you dirty bastards also try to give candy to little girls?

i'm not old, but i still try...

 

[gregorylee]

How many of you dirty bastards also try to give candy to little girls?

Only on Halloween