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Hard Nipples Won't Make You Happy

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Okay, so maybe women who get breast implants have issues.

But, seriously, what the hell is with the guys wanting to have huge nipples?!?! I've never heard of that one. . .

SURPRISE! BIG BREASTS AND HARD NIPPLES WON'T MAKE YOU HAPPY

A study from Dutch and Swedish scientists suggests that women who have breast augmentation surgery done for cosmetic reasons are three times as likely to commit suicide than the general population. The researchers believe the problem stems from issues of low self-esteem and poor body image in women who have breast implants and suggested that surgeons should evaluate women for psychological problems before carrying out any such surgery. "If women have a psychological problem and they are given breast implants they will still have the problem," concluded the researchers. In similar yet totally different news, the new rage in cosmetic surgery is nipple enlargement, done with injections of collagen or cartilage taken from the patient's ear. Nipple surgeon Dr. Bruce Nadler says that most people do it for that "teasing look" of erect nipples, while others—mostly men—have nipple fetishes and want their nipples to be the "biggest, most desirable nipples possible." No word on how many men kill themselves after discovering their super nipples don't make them feel good about themselves. (Reuters Health)

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Nipple Pincher Gets Juvenile Detention

Mar 2, 6:47 PM (ET)

GOLD HILL, Ore. (AP) - A teen who pinched and twisted another boy's nipple while standing in line at a deli has been sentenced to four days in juvenile detention because he refused to write a letter that explained his actions.

David Thumler, 16, was convicted of offensive physical touching in July 2005, after the victim's parents complained to police. The Crater High School student paid a $67 fine and served three days of community service.

"I emptied trash cans, mowed lawns and shoveled gravel," Thumler said.

But Thumler's refusal to comply with the final piece of his sentence will cost him four days in detention. He was required to write the letter during four classes put on by Mediation Works, which operates the victim-offender program for Jackson County Community Justice.

Mary Miller, executive director of Mediation Works, said the purpose of the letter is to prepare teens to be accountable for their offenses.

"They don't have to apologize," she said. "But they are required to be accountable."

The offender is required to describe the act in detail, explain "thinking errors,""express empathy" and describe any resultant life changes.

Miller said the program is "often a very, very healing experience between the victim and youth offender."

Thumler said he presented a rough draft of his letter in the third session. He said he balked when told he must also describe his "criminal thought processes."

He said that would imply malicious or criminal intent, and "none of that applied to my feelings or actions."

Thumler said he had no criminal intent because he considered the victim to be a friend at the time of the incident - which he deemed horseplay. Including the language sought by Mediation Works, he said, would turn his prior court statements into lies.

"It was a matter of conscience," Thumler said. "I figure the worst is already over."

Ken Chapman, a Community Justice juvenile probation supervisor, verified Thumler's sentence.

"The judge found a willful violation of the court order," Chapman said.
 
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Nipple surgeon Dr. Bruce Nadler

:lol:

20 yrs ago:

"What do you want to be when you grow up, Brucie?"

LoKy:

WTF? When did giving a tittie twister become a punishable offence by anything besides another tittie twister, an indian burn or a swirly? Also, what's the statute of limitations? I may need to go into hiding... :paranoid:
 
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