Happy Valentine's Day to our wonderful BP Ladies!

[BuckeyeRyn]

oh for the love of all that's good...

just read the manual we published during our late night pillow fights....

EVERYTHING you need to know is in there!


EVERYTHING!!!!

 

[scooter1369]

Yes yes yes...

Happy Hallmark Contrived Celebration of Women in Love and the Men Who Want to Fuck Them. Please cash out your ridiculously worded card that you hope will get you laid tonight and the box of chocolates we couldn't sell last year at Register One. With the afid infested Roses, your total comes to $95.76. Have a nice day, sucker.

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

Yes yes yes...

Happy Hallmark Contrived Celebration of Women in Love and the Men Who Want to Fuck Them. Please cash out your ridiculously worded card that you hope will get you laid tonight and the box of chocolates we couldn't sell last year at Register One. With the afid infested Roses, your total comes to $95.76. Have a nice day, sucker.

umm... Happy Valentine's Day to you too, Scooter??????

 

[FKAGobucks877]

Fine. Here is my gift to you ungrateful ladies:

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

Fine. Here is my gift to you ungrateful ladies:

Are we supposed to kiss that?????

 

[scooter1369]

umm... Happy Valentine's Day to you too, Scooter??????

you're very welcome. I'm feeling festive today, Ryn. Enjoy my good mood. It won't last.

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

you're very welcome. I'm feeling festive today, Ryn. Enjoy my good mood. It won't last.

what are you so grumpy for? Tis the day of pleasure, no?

 

[scooter1369]

what are you so grumpy for? Tis the day of pleasure, no?

If I were an executive at Hallmark, Whitman's Chocolate, or 1-800-Florist, today would be very pleasurable. Otherwise, no. Its not a pleasurable day.

 

[BB73]

For you-know-who:

You-know-why.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Happy Hallmark Contrived Celebration of Women in Love and the Men Who Want to Fuck Them. Please cash out your ridiculously worded card that you hope will get you laid tonight and the box of chocolates we couldn't sell last year at Register One. With the afid infested Roses, your total comes to $95.76. Have a nice day, sucker.

Aphid.

:p

And for the ladies:

It's what my wife prefers.

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

Awh, now these men know how to treat a lady right...


thank ya kindly, guys!!!

 

[BB73]

Aphid.

:p

He meant this acronym:

All Fantasies Included, Dipshit.

 

[OCBucksFan]

 

[shetuck]

Yes yes yes...

Happy Hallmark Contrived Celebration of Women in Love and the Men Who Want to Fuck Them. Please cash out your ridiculously worded card that you hope will get you laid tonight and the box of chocolates we couldn't sell last year at Register One. With the afid infested Roses, your total comes to $95.76. Have a nice day, sucker.

wow. you got ripped off scoot... i only paid $49.95 and they're sending me free exclusive planting updates! :p

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

You want flowers? Here's a flower.

Don't forget that these make a particularly tasty addition to a garden salad.