Birthdays are like a buffet table. At first, you get as much food as you can. Later, you know you don't need any more food, but it's there so you get more food. Toward the end, you pray for death because you've eaten so much already, but you keep going back to the buffet table to get more food.
Thanks all. I got to spend it in lovely Cambridge, Ohio. Yeah - the city that even Zanesville gets to make fun of.