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Happy Birthday Jonathan XC

We here at Jon's place of business are planning a huge surprise party for him. Luckily, he doesn't sit at work all day reading Buckeye Planet, because if that was true, the surprise would be ruined.

I don't want to give everything away, but let's just say the surprise involves a quart of motor oil, a monkey wrench, a live ferret, two bags of cheesy poofs and Brokeback Mountain on (bootlegged) DVD.
 
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Times up and we now return you to Jon's birthday thread! Careful the oil and ferrets and let's play responsibly! :slappy:

Old Man - Neil Young 1972 Harvest Album

Old man look at my life,
Twenty four and there's so much more
Live alone in a paradise
That makes me think of two.

Love lost, such a cost,
Give me things that don't get lost.
Like a coin that won't get tossed
Rolling home to you.

Old man take a look at my life I'm a lot like you
I need someone to love me the whole day through
Ah, one look in my eyes and you can tell that's true.

Lullabies, look in your eyes,
Run around the same old town.
Doesn't mean that much to me
To mean that much to you.

I've been first and last
Look at how the time goes past.
But I'm all alone at last.
Rolling home to you.

Old man take a look at my life I'm a lot like you
I need someone to love me the whole day through
Ah, one look in my eyes and you can tell that's true.

Old man look at my life,
I'm a lot like you were.
Old man look at my life,
I'm a lot like you were.
 
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We here at Jon's place of business are planning a huge surprise party for him. Luckily, he doesn't sit at work all day reading Buckeye Planet, because if that was true, the surprise would be ruined.

I don't want to give everything away, but let's just say the surprise involves a quart of motor oil, a monkey wrench, a live ferret, two bags of cheesy poofs and Brokeback Mountain on (bootlegged) DVD.

You couldn't get one of sixteen vestal virgins before they left for the coast?
 
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