Halloween Costumes

[sharkonwheels]

i think that's a chick

 

[BuckeyeTillIDie]

From Cracked's 16 Halloween Costumes for Telling Everyone You Suck

Horny the Clown
"Finally, a clown that will fuck me!" -- No Woman Who Has Ever Existed
If you're wondering why it's called "Horny the Clown" and not "Literally Anything Else the Clown," you should know that it has an air pump that activates the pop-out clown dick with a "boing" sound effect. You should know that, because your nightmares have gotten kind of stale lately, and this is exactly the kind of spark they need.
Wait, this thing is $50.99? There are starving people in the world.

Read more: 16 Great Halloween Costumes for Telling Everyone You Suck | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/article_1950...-telling-everyone-you-suck.html#ixzz1c6ORxuoE
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[Mac]

the bar boobs is funny

 

[Deety]

I want to get this and Zombie around the mall.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osi5EKRC0Eg"]Mega Stomp Panic - Audio Reality Costume from ThinkGeek - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Thump]

 

[sanket2875]

if you are going to Scary the Vampire costume are preferable to you.

 

[LostLassie]

Not a costume, but...just in case you're looking to start a Halloween tradition for your kids (that will keep them in therapy for years to come):

"Instead of an Elf on the Shelf in December, I’m doing a Doll in the Hall in October. Basically you take a creepy Annabelle porcelain doll that your kids already believe is haunted and keep secretly moving it around the house. For an extra festive touch I put the doll right in bed with one of the kids whenever they throw it in the trash. It’s day 3 and they want to move."

https://thestir.cafemom.com/being_a...her_in_the_trash_where_she_honestly_belongs/6

 

[ScriptOhio]

Cool yard decoration. I'm not sure how they did it; but I'm guessing a high end inflatable sex doll with clothes on filled with helium.....