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halloween costume time again!!!

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wadc45 said:
The girlfriend and I are going to a White Trash party...we are going as Britney and her "husband". She got a shirt made that says "Future MILF" and she is going to walk around with a Coke can and constantly spill it on herself. I have no idea what to do for her husband. Any suggestions are welcomed. A baggy track suit and a fake Backdoor Boy mustache? Last year we just went as regular white trash. She had the fake nails and big hair with the bleached patchwork jeans and a Members Only jacket. I had a mullet wig with a bandana and my t-shirt of Johnny Cash giving the finger.
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Dress up as a wigger.
 
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There are still no better costumes than on college campuses. Kent State used to have some great ones. I remember one year I went to a wedding that day and we headed downtown afterwards. It was the year of Jeffrey Dahmer and there were lots of his victims wandering about. The best was this giant joint that read Legalize Me. The girl I was with thought it was a giant dildo from a distance.
 
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