Haiku invitational......

[Oh8ch]

I probably shouldn't write these when I am down about our prospects, but it is somewhat therapeutic -

Ross - Joe - Pittman - Hall
No three yards - no cloud of dust
Woody rolls in grave


Thanks for the crystal
What have you done lately Jim?
Tressel ball - no more


Irregardless our
Ridiculous three loss streak
Michigan still sucks

 

[Sdgobucks]

Jim Bollman - Bad Blocking
Pro Scheme - Lost yards
Jim Bollman - Fired

 

[scooter1369]

Irregardless our
Rediculous three loose streak
Michigan still sucks

Classic

Fundamentals are
the building blocks of success
Can we work on those?

 

[DEBuckeye]

Autumn Saturday
Scarlet and Gray fills the 'Shoe
Hoosiers lose by 10

Big Ten rivals, they
Weasels, ann arbor's a whore
Cesspool of the north

 

[DA-Bucks]

Jim Bollman - Bad Blocking
Pro Scheme - Lost yards
Jim Bollman - Fired

Haiku police:


Not a haiku!

 

[MegaWoody]

Buckeye Planet has
Profanity detector
Set on eleven.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Hail to those fuckers
Hail to those gay cock suckers
Cesspool of the world

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

The music to ears
is lately all too silent
Oh Victory Bell!

 

[scooter1369]

Carmen Ohio
Sang after every game
Victory or not

Hail to those fuckers
Hail to those gay cock suckers
Cesspool of the world

That could be great sig material.

 

[Sdgobucks]

Haiku police:


Not a haiku!

Yeah Yeah I know, Im not a poet.

 

[DA-Bucks]

Here's my attempt at fame:

Offense has waned
Tressel not to be blamed
Who will be the lamb?

 

[OSUsushichic]

Damn, I thought you were talking about the sushi bar on High St.!

 

[Oh8ch]

No no no no no!!!!

It's like this:

Damn I thought you were
Talking about the sushi
Bar on High Sreet

 

[drinkalotabeer]

Will Smith is a pro

Now the pass rush is no more

And crap teams can score

 

[Buck Nasty]

Offense is missing

Losses are mounting quickly

Blood pressure rising