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Gym Pet Peeves

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Who's your Daddy now witch?

Just back from the gym... and that 74 year old witch took my weights again... so I kicked over her IV stand... when she went to grab it... I took my weights right away from her.. see if she messes with me again... :tongue2:
 
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I have been trying to stay away from this thread, but since the topic has moved to 74 year old women I will dive in.

When I decided to join a gym the most economical alternative was the local Senior Center (you don't have to be THAT old and they had most of the equipment I wanted). I don't exactly fit the demographic for this particular center, and as it turns out they have many more peeves with me than I with them, including....

1. I wear shorts a t-shirt and sneakers rather than the standard issue khakis with golf shirt and dress shoes.

2. I change the settings on some of the equipment. (I always set it back mind you, but it seems to tick them off that I can't just go with the default "senior setting".)

3. I don't share my ailments and wear headphones so I don't have to listen to theirs.

4. The most ghastly sin of all - I sweat.

5. I refuse to even acknowledge the ladies who keep asking me what exercises they can do to tone their labia.
 
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Oh8ch;850576; said:
I have been trying to stay away from this thread, but since the topic has moved to 74 year old women I will dive in.

When I decided to join a gym the most economical alternative was the local Senior Center (you don't have to be THAT old and they had most of the equipment I wanted). I don't exactly fit the demographic for this particular center, and as it turns out they have many more peeves with me than I with them, including....

1. I wear shorts a t-shirt and sneakers rather than the standard issue khakis with golf shirt and dress shoes.

2. I change the settings on some of the equipment. (I always set it back mind you, but it seems to tick them off that I can't just go with the default "senior setting".)

3. I don't share my ailments and wear headphones so I don't have to listen to theirs.

4. The most ghastly sin of all - I sweat.

5. I refuse to even acknowledge the ladies who keep asking me what exercises they can do to tone their labia.
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so wong, yet so true :slappy: do the older women ever come and hit on you?....that would kind of be an odd situation. not that i would be necessarily peeved about it, because i would be courteous, but odd nonethless.
 
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do the older women ever come and hit on you?....that would kind of be an odd situation. not that i would be necessarily peeved about it, because i would be courteous, but odd nonethless.
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So you'd like it? Or only if they have the prizefighter chin? :biggrin:
 
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jwinslow;850592; said:
So you'd like it? Or only if they have the prizefighter chin? :biggrin:
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oh no i wouldn't like it, but i wouldn't be a cock about it. and she never looked like she had the prizefighter chin in the commercials. i can't help it that i made a mistake in loving a grandma that was touched up by the cameras.:paranoid:
 
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Jeffcat;850605; said:
oh no i wouldn't like it, but i wouldn't be a cock about it. and she never looked like she had the prizefighter chin in the commercials. i can't help it that i made a mistake in loving a grandma that was touched up by the cameras.:paranoid:
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What if a old man hit on you?
 
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