Guy wakes up during autopsy

[Bleed S & G]

God, would this suck

CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began their autopsy.

Carlos Camejo, 33, was declared dead after a highway accident and taken to the morgue, where examiners began an autopsy only to realize something was amiss when he started bleeding. They quickly sought to stitch up the incision on his face.

ABC News: 'Dead' Man Wakes Up Under Autopsy Knife

 

[Thump]

Man, that shit creeps me out.

 

[OCBucksFan]

Paramedic1: Is he alive?
Paramedic2: Hey dude, you alive?
Crash Victim: <No Answer>
Paramedic2: Nope he's dead.

 

[Ttown]

Is this the guy in the make sure hes dead joke? :tongue2:

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Good thing he woke up. Otherwise the report would read:

Cause of Death: Autopsy

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Waaaaaaah

I'm not dead yet.

Waaaaaaah

 

[OCBucksFan]

If this had been a women, the "dead lay" jokes would be out of control

 

[iambrutus]

Waaaaaaah

I'm not dead yet.

Waaaaaaah

 

[ScriptOhio]

 

[sandgk]

Was it mostly dead, or mostly alive, I forget - OK, cut him.

 

[Bleed S & G]

i'm no doctor.. but why start with cutting the face? why cut the face at all?

 

[OCBuckWife]

They cut the face at the scalp line so they can peel the face down off the skull to make getting at, and cutting, the skull cap easier. Gross eh?

 

[kinch]

CUSTOMER: Here's one.
CART MASTER: Ninepence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
CART MASTER: What?
CUSTOMER: Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
CART MASTER: 'Ere. He says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not!
CART MASTER: He isn't?
CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
CART MASTER: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go on the cart!
CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby.
CART MASTER: I can't take him.
DEAD PERSON: I feel fine!
CUSTOMER: Well, do us a favour.
CART MASTER: I can't.
CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
CART MASTER: No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
CUSTOMER: Well, when's your next round?
CART MASTER: Thursday.
DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk.
CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?
DEAD PERSON: [singing] I feel happy. I feel happy. [whop]
CUSTOMER: Ah, thanks very much.
CART MASTER: Not at all. See you on Thursday.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

i'm no doctor.. but why start with cutting the face? why cut the face at all?

You have to cut the cheeks off before you can eat them. Duh.

 

[Thump]

Waaaaaaah

I'm not dead yet.

Waaaaaaah