Guess What I Got For Christmas

[DubCoffman62]

Give up? OK, I tell you. The woman that cleans my house once a week, in a well meant gesture I suppose, gave me a stick of Old Spice deodorant, she even wrapped it. I'm still not sure whether to feel or not to feel flattered she thought enough of my to buy me something or insulted.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Give up? OK, I tell you. The woman that cleans my house once a week, in a well meant gesture I suppose, gave me a stick of Old Spice deodorant, she even wrapped it. I'm still not sure whether to feel or not to feel flattered she thought enough of my to buy me something or insulted.

Just buy her a bottle of floor cleaner and wrap it up for her. Touche'...

 

[CookyPuss]

Give up? OK, I tell you. The woman that cleans my house once a week, in a well meant gesture I suppose, gave me a stick of Old Spice deodorant, she even wrapped it. I'm still not sure whether to feel or not to feel flattered she thought enough of my to buy me something or insulted.

I don't know. Do you stink?

 

[NFBuck]

I don't know. Do you stink?

 

[Mike80]

I don't know. Do you stink?

 

[DubCoffman62]

I don't know. Do you stink?

Only when I fart.

 

[Mac]

Only when I fart.

Irrelevant...I didn't know we could fart out of our armpits. That could prove to be a sticky situation.

 

[MaxBuck]

I'm still not sure whether to feel or not to feel flattered she thought enough of my to buy me something or insulted.

Don't think too much about it. But use the Old Spice.

Liberally.

 

[osugrad21]

Don't lie...you've been tapping it.

 

[DubCoffman62]

Irrelevant...I didn't know we could fart out of our armpits. That could prove to be a sticky situation.

I could wipe my ass with it I suppose.

 

[DubCoffman62]

I just wanted to add that last year she gave me a Jesus t-shirt with tears of blood rolling down his cheek. I'm Jewish, she's a Mexican Catholic, I'm not sure she's even heard of Judaism so I doubt that she'll ever realize how awkward that gift was. Every year she asks me "donde esta el arbolito?"

 

[buckiprof]

Don't lie...you've been tapping it.

I just wanted to add that last year she gave me a Jesus t-shirt with tears of blood rolling down his cheek. I'm Jewish, she's a Mexican Catholic, I'm not sure she's even heard of Judaism so I doubt that she'll ever realize how awkward that gift was. Every year she asks me "donde esta el abolito?"

I agree with grad.

 

[EidoloN]

Mr. Deeds?

 

[Chewbacca]

 

[ScriptOhio]

I just wanted to add that last year she gave me a Jesus t-shirt with tears of blood rolling down his cheek. I'm Jewish, she's a Mexican Catholic, I'm not sure she's even heard of Judaism so I doubt that she'll ever realize how awkward that gift was. Every year she asks me "donde esta el arbolito?"

Tell her:
"Esta' en mis pantalones, usted quiere verlo?"