Got Milk?

[buckeyefool]

http://www2.nbc4i.com/news/2011/jun/27/sheriff-woman-sprays-deputies-breast-milk-ar-567339/

Woman Sprays Deputies With Breast Milk, Sheriff Says

A Westerville woman is jailed in Delaware County after deputies say she sprayed them with breast milk while they were trying to arrest her on a domestic complaint at a wedding.

The incident occurred early Saturday morning at the Bridgewater Banquet Facility on Sawmill Parkway.

 

[cincibuck]

http://www2.nbc4i.com/news/2011/jun/27/sheriff-woman-sprays-deputies-breast-milk-ar-567339/

Woman Sprays Deputies With Breast Milk, Sheriff Says

A Westerville woman is jailed in Delaware County after deputies say she sprayed them with breast milk while they were trying to arrest her on a domestic complaint at a wedding.

The incident occurred early Saturday morning at the Bridgewater Banquet Facility on Sawmill Parkway.

I'm reminded of Woody Allen's line from Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex, "Watch out, they travel in pairs!"

 

[Mac]

If spraying police ociffers with breast milk is wrong....

Apparently she sprayed it pretty far, even hitting their squad cars. Now that's got more range than the entire Tribe line up

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Assault and boobery...

 

[zwem]

I have seen a few stories about women doing this. Fortunately from my personal experience I never had to go through it.

 

[cincibuck]

I have seen a few stories about women doing this. Fortunately from my personal experience I never had to go through it.

Lactose intolerant?

 

[buckeyefool]

By the way she is a teacher. Thankfully at a charter school, so that way if she doesn't get fired people can't blame the unions :)

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

assault with a dairy weapon?

 

[colobuck79]

I will put Ohio white trash against any other state's white trash, anytime, anywhere.

 

[BB73]

Lactose intolerant?

assault with a dairy weapon?

Assault and boobery...

Some of these puns are an udder disgrace. Racking up these jokes needs to be nipped in the bud, or I'll say tata to this board.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Some of these puns are an udder disgrace. Racking up these jokes needs to be nipped in the bud, or I'll say tata to this board.

Cheesy

 

[MolGenBuckeye]

Some of these puns are an udder disgrace. Racking up these jokes needs to be nipped in the bud, or I'll say tata to this board.

If so, then thanks for the mammaries!

 

[BUCKYLE]

I will put Ohio white trash against any other state's white trash, anytime, anywhere.

Zanesville Wal-Mart. 1st or the 15th, whichever.

 

[cincibuck]

Some of these puns are an udder disgrace. Racking up these jokes needs to be nipped in the bud, or I'll say tata to this board.

Glad to see you're keeping abreast of things. The rest of us are moo ving along.

 

[Gatorubet]

http://www2.nbc4i.com/news/2011/jun/27/sheriff-woman-sprays-deputies-breast-milk-ar-567339/

Woman Sprays Deputies With Breast Milk, Sheriff Says

I dairying criminal act