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Got hilarious project ideas?

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by jwinslow, Mar 8, 2005.

  1. AMISH-SLAYER

    AMISH-SLAYER Cobra Kai Sensei

    why does sour cream have an expiration date
     
  2. BuckeyeNation27

    BuckeyeNation27 Goal Goal USA! Staff Member

    why do they call it a building when its already built?
     
  3. DEBuckeye

    DEBuckeye It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.

    Why is there Braille on drive-thru ATMs?
     
  4. FKAGobucks877

    FKAGobucks877 The Most Power-Drunk

    If you can't use any of these, then you deserve to fail.

    Why do we press harder on a remote control when we
    know the batteries are getting weak?

    Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when
    they know there is not enough?

    Why does someone believe you when you say there are
    four billion stars, but check when you say the paint
    is wet?

    Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

    Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal
    injection?

    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

    Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but
    ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

    Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

    If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

    Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you
    use the bubbles are always white?

    Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

    Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator
    with hopes that something new to eat will have
    materialized?

    Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times
    with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it
    up, examine it, then put it down to give
    the vacuum one more chance? (I think only women do
    this)

    Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end
    you first try?

    How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light
    fixtures?

    When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our
    ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing
    so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well,
    it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt,
    you stupid idiot?"

    Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something
    that's falling off the table you always manage to
    knock something else over?

    In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as
    it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

    How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

    If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing
    it like your husband told you to do it?
     
  5. BuckeyeNation27

    BuckeyeNation27 Goal Goal USA! Staff Member

    what happens when you look a gift horse in the mouth?
     
  6. Do good guys really have infinite lives?

    Why do bosses glow when they are almost dead?

    Why do crime fighting women always have gigantic tits?

    Why do criminals always die with one bullet yet good guys take 20-30 bullets to die?
     
  7. scooter1369

    scooter1369 HTTR Forever.

    Someone's been playing way too much Halo2.. :biggrin:
     
  8. jwinslow

    jwinslow A MAN OF BETRAYED JUSTICE Staff Member Tourney Pick'em Champ

    Thanks for all the suggestions, keep em coming. Just to clarify, I've got to be able to either research these with photo/video evidence, or re-enact them in a humorous way.

    So far, this one is the best, tho others are being passed on to my group:
    If a tree falls in the middle of a forest and hits a mime... does anybody care?

    It has the most potential for being a legitimate question that has no business being answered, and can be hilarious. Interviewing people who will probably all find the question retarded and most likely answer "no" while splicing clips of evergreen trees flattening a mime in the forest could be priceless.

    Keep em coming, and try to make them hilarious things that we can actually do rather than just ironies. Thump's suggestion to make drunk people walk an obstacle course was not one of the better questions submitted but would make one of the better project ideas b/c of its humor and ability to research it.
     
  9. FKAGobucks877

    FKAGobucks877 The Most Power-Drunk

    The shopping cart one would be easy to research. Just go to Krogers, and start ramming people with a cart, then apologize. And film it.
     
  10. jwinslow

    jwinslow A MAN OF BETRAYED JUSTICE Staff Member Tourney Pick'em Champ

    haha that could be great indeed
     
  11. Thump

    Thump Hating the environment since 1994

    Hey, don't drag my name through the mud. I didn't recommend that one.

    Mine was, "Why is Tibor an ignorant prick?"
     
  12. Buck Nasty

    Buck Nasty You'll have nothing and like it

    what would happen if you ate a shitload of Pop Rocks and Drank a pepsi?
     
  13. Thump

    Thump Hating the environment since 1994

    Nothing.


    They already did that on Mythbusters.
     
  14. ScarletInMyVeins

    ScarletInMyVeins Tanned Fat Looks Better

    if you reversed it though (drank a shit load of pop and ate some poprocks) your stomach could explode
     
  15. Buck Nasty

    Buck Nasty You'll have nothing and like it

    Ok what about eating a shitload of Pop Rocks and drinking a Pepsi..........

    on Weed!:pimp:
     

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