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FKAGobucks877
The Most Power-Drunk
If you can't use any of these, then you deserve to fail.
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we
know the batteries are getting weak?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when
they know there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are
four billion stars, but check when you say the paint
is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal
injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but
ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you
use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator
with hopes that something new to eat will have
materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times
with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it
up, examine it, then put it down to give
the vacuum one more chance? (I think only women do
this)
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end
you first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light
fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our
ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing
so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well,
it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt,
you stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something
that's falling off the table you always manage to
knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as
it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing
it like your husband told you to do it?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we
know the batteries are getting weak?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when
they know there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are
four billion stars, but check when you say the paint
is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal
injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but
ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you
use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator
with hopes that something new to eat will have
materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times
with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it
up, examine it, then put it down to give
the vacuum one more chance? (I think only women do
this)
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end
you first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light
fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our
ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing
so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well,
it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt,
you stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something
that's falling off the table you always manage to
knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as
it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing
it like your husband told you to do it?
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Buckeye Maniac
Legend
Do good guys really have infinite lives?
Why do bosses glow when they are almost dead?
Why do crime fighting women always have gigantic tits?
Why do criminals always die with one bullet yet good guys take 20-30 bullets to die?
Why do bosses glow when they are almost dead?
Why do crime fighting women always have gigantic tits?
Why do criminals always die with one bullet yet good guys take 20-30 bullets to die?
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Thanks for all the suggestions, keep em coming. Just to clarify, I've got to be able to either research these with photo/video evidence, or re-enact them in a humorous way.
So far, this one is the best, tho others are being passed on to my group:
If a tree falls in the middle of a forest and hits a mime... does anybody care?
It has the most potential for being a legitimate question that has no business being answered, and can be hilarious. Interviewing people who will probably all find the question retarded and most likely answer "no" while splicing clips of evergreen trees flattening a mime in the forest could be priceless.
Keep em coming, and try to make them hilarious things that we can actually do rather than just ironies. Thump's suggestion to make drunk people walk an obstacle course was not one of the better questions submitted but would make one of the better project ideas b/c of its humor and ability to research it.
So far, this one is the best, tho others are being passed on to my group:
If a tree falls in the middle of a forest and hits a mime... does anybody care?
It has the most potential for being a legitimate question that has no business being answered, and can be hilarious. Interviewing people who will probably all find the question retarded and most likely answer "no" while splicing clips of evergreen trees flattening a mime in the forest could be priceless.
Keep em coming, and try to make them hilarious things that we can actually do rather than just ironies. Thump's suggestion to make drunk people walk an obstacle course was not one of the better questions submitted but would make one of the better project ideas b/c of its humor and ability to research it.
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FKAGobucks877
The Most Power-Drunk
The shopping cart one would be easy to research. Just go to Krogers, and start ramming people with a cart, then apologize. And film it.
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Hey, don't drag my name through the mud. I didn't recommend that one.BuckeyeFROMscUM said:
Mine was, "Why is Tibor an ignorant prick?"
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Buck Nasty
You'll have nothing and like it
what would happen if you ate a shitload of Pop Rocks and Drank a pepsi?
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if you reversed it though (drank a shit load of pop and ate some poprocks) your stomach could explode
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Buck Nasty
You'll have nothing and like it
Ok what about eating a shitload of Pop Rocks and drinking a Pepsi..........Thump said:
on Weed!
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