Go to Google and type in Weapons of Mass Destruction. Then hit I'm feeling lucky. Someone has a sense of humor!!!
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<p id="LID2">Please try the following:</p><ul>
<li id="instructionsText1">Click the <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0000A08JQ/weaponsofmass-21" border="0">
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alt="refresh.gif (82 bytes)" align="middle" width="13" height="16"></a> Regime change button, or try again later.<br>
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<li id="instructionsText2">If you are George Bush and typed the country's name in the address bar, make sure that
it is spelled correctly. (IRAQ).<br>
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<li id="instructionsText3">To check your weapons inspector settings, click the <b>UN</b> menu, and then click
<b>Weapons Inspector Options</b>. On the <b>Security Council</b> tab, click <b>Consensus</b>.
The settings should match those provided by your government or NATO. </li>
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can examine your country and automatically discover Weapons of Mass Destruction.<BR>
If you would like to use the CIA to try and discover them,
<br>click <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/074325239X/weaponsofmass-21">
<img border=0 src="detect.gif" alt="Detect Settings" align="center" width="16" height="16"> Detect weapons</a>
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Some countries require 128 thousand troops to liberate them. Click the <b>Panic</b> menu and then click <b> About US foreign policy </b> to determine what regime they will install.
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If you are an Old European Country trying to protect your interests, make sure your options are left wide open as long as possible. Click the <B>Tools</b> menu, and then click on <b>League of Nations</b>. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Head in the Sand section and check settings for your exports to Iraq.
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<li id="list3">Click the <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000053W4Z/weaponsofmass-21">
<img valign=bottom border=0 src="bomb.gif" width="25" height="20"> Bomb</a> button if you are Donald Rumsfeld. </li>
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<h2 id="IEText" style="font:8pt/11pt verdana; color:black">Cannot find weapons or CIA Error<BR> Iraqi Explorer</font><br>
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<font size="2">Bush went to Iraq to look for Weapons of Mass Destruction and all he found was this lousy T-shirt.</font></a></h2>
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The July issue of Discover magazine actually has an article in the Emerging Technology section entitled "The Art of Googlebombing". (In the article it mentions typing miserable failure.)As I understand, the "waffle" and "miserable failure" search results are created by a google bomb. Does anyone know how to create these bombs?