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Good Ideas for Anti-ESPN signs if they come for sCUM game

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Q: Is Tom Friend full of shit?
A: Does a condor rise from it's own ashes?

ESPN: The Worldwide Leader in Bullshit

I wouldn't fuck a girl from M*ch*gan if I had Tom Friend's dick!

Clarett is Sofa King We Todd Ed.

Reecie - You were getting paid the whole time?!
You owe me some goddamn child support!
-Prescott Burgess' girlfriend
 
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< Bristol Connecticut... two weeks from now. >

Person 1: "Excuse me, sir, is your name Tom Friend?"

Person 2: (puffing up importantly--to a whopping 5'7) "Why yes, yes it--"



(blood gushes as 1 smashes 2's nose into something vaguely resembling a lima bean)


Person 1: "Thank you"
 
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Fuck ESPN. They need to get over it. For the first time, in a long time, they finally have a story no one else had. So, what do they do? Keep dragging the story on, even to JT's days at YSU. Come on, thats pathetic. The picture of JT on the front of ESPN.com makes him look like a criminal. Fuck ESPN, I would rather watch Lifetime, and im not even GAY.
 
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If I saw an ESPN employee around C-Bus I swear I would knock the living shit out of him....... To bad I'm in California.

I keep having this dream of me putting Mark (G)May in a sleeper hold while stunned viewers gasp, after him spinning around and beheading Trev, why? Because he was there.

I'm fricking losing it. Damn you ESPN.
 
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