Going up to Ann Arbor this weekend... Advice?

[xcrunner]

So, unfortunately, I have a conference this weekend, in Ann Arbor. Also unfortunately, apparently 'business casual' does not include Terrelle Pryor or Justin Boren jerseys. Also, I'll be in Detroit during their gametime. So, 3 questions

1: How do I maximize my ability to enjoy their loss to Wisconsin? I'll be so close (in Detroit) but not on their campus (during the day, anyway..I'll be there Sat. night).

2: How do I keep myself from contracting any one of Ann Arbor's various STD's?

3: What do I do about the smell?

 

[NFBuck]

1: How do I maximize my ability to enjoy their loss to Wisconsin? I'll be so close (in Detroit) but not on their campus (during the day, anyway..I'll be there Sat. night).

Find the nearest bar and laugh like that scene with DeNiro in the movie theatre in 'Cape Fear' everytime they make a mistake/Wiscy scores.

2: How do I keep myself from contracting any one of Ann Arbor's various STD's?

Keep it in your pants, hose down all toilet seats with Purell.

3: What do I do about the smell?

Nothing can be done, just try to take 3-4 showers a day to prevent it from burning in.

 

[scarletandgrey]

1.Have a rose in your teeth at all times

2 and 3. Wear a Haz-Mat suit!

 

[JCOSU86]

Are all your shots up to date?

 

[ArtilleryBuck]

Business casual:

A sweater vest always works well in Ann Arbor.

 

[BigWoof31]

1: How do I maximize my ability to enjoy their loss to Wisconsin?

They have Casinos in the Motor City, correct? Do the Casino's have a sports book? Do the ones in Windsor have a book?

No better way to celebrate the loss of a rival then being handed money at the end of the game.

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Make sure you fill up the car in Toledo... unless you're as big and strong as Woody... it's tough to push an out-of-gas car all the way back across the border