Going to see Santa?

[buckeyefool]

Curtain Shields Santa, Sexy Store Display

From Associated Press
December 06, 2005 7:02 PM EST
ROANOKE, Va. - A black curtain has risen between a shopping mall Santa and a lingerie store to shield children from skimpy undergarments on display in the store's window.

The Victoria's Secret window display includes a leggy mannequin in a hot-pink thong and a bra and the message "Give Me Sexy."
Thursday, following complaints from parents, management at Valley View Mall raised the curtain to shield Santa's chair, and his young visitors, from the displays.

"I want to make sure that everyone feels comfortable," mall spokeswoman Mandy York said. "We can't move the store ... We don't have control over what they put in their windows."

Shirley Fairchild said the black curtain did a good job of hiding the lingerie-clad mannequins from children's view.

"I had planned to complain, but I see they screened it," she said Thursday as she waited in line to see Santa with her grandchildren, Allison, 11, and Logan, 6. "It was nice that the mall responded

 

[Buckeye69]

What, are they afraid that the young girls are going to ask Santa for some "very sexy panties," a lace garter belt and some black stockings or perhaps the young boys are going to ask for some a mannequin with tee-taas, a tight ass and long slender legs?

 

[osugrad21]

Better watch out for this guy...unless you are Thump and actually seek him out
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Phony Mall Santa Drops His Pants

Man Was Not Working For Mall

POSTED: 7:17 am EST December 7, 2005
UPDATED: 10:36 am EST December 7, 2005
<!--startindex-->SALEM, N.H. -- A man dressed as Santa was arrested after he walked into a New Hampshire mall and dropped his pants in front of some teens, according to a Local 6 News report.Police said Richard Mullen walked into the Mall at Rockingham Park in Salem and performed the act. <hr> <hr> "He continued doing this multiple times," Salem police spokesman Robert Larson said. "He was asked to leave the mall by mall security. On his way out of the mall, he dropped the pants one more time as a couple was walking in."Mullen did not work for the mall as Santa. <table class="clkImgTbl" align="left" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="200"><tbody><tr><td valign="top"><table border="0" cellpadding="8" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td valign="top"></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table>
Residents at the mall said they were shocked by the man's actions."How would you explain that to them that Santa Claus is walking around pulling down his pants?" a mall shopper said. "How would you explain that to them? Yeah, that's disturbing."Mullen was charged with disorderly conduct.Watch Local 6 News for more on this story.

 

[AJHawkfan]

I saw Santa and a big lady going into a dressing room at the mall. Then a few minutes later, I heard Santa tell the lady that she wasn't going to s-h-i-t right for a week.

 

[osugrad21]

I saw Santa and a big lady going into a dressing room at the mall. Then a few minutes later, I heard Santa tell the lady that she wasn't going to s-h-i-t right for a week.

I've watched that the past two nights on Encore...I love it when he beats the hell out of the bully.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

"I've always had a thing for Santa Claus. In case you didn't notice. It's like some deep-seeded childhood thing."

Santa: "So is my thing for tits."

 

[osugrad21]

"Jesus Christ! You fuckin with me kid?!?"

 

[Buckeye513]

I've watched that the past two nights on Encore...I love it when he beats the hell out of the bully.

So have I. The boxing scene was pretty funny.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Kid: Your beard's not real.
Willie: It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.
Kid: How come?
Willie: I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
Kid: Mrs. Claus?
Willie: Actually it was her sister.

 

[AJHawkfan]

I've fucked a lot of fat chicks in my life, but I'm not sure I've ever fornicated anyone.