Going to Cocoa Beach - dont take your sofa

[iambrutus]

No Sofa

COCOA BEACH ? If you come to the beach, don?t bring a sofa.

In an emergency measure Thursday night, the Cocoa Beach City Commission banned indoor furniture from the beach, after what they said were rowdy weekend parties around sofas at the east end of Minutemen Causeway.

Commissioner Kevin Pruett brought the issue to the commission after a larger than normal weekend crowd packed the beach at the end on Minutemen Causeway. Some of the revelers brought indoor furniture, such as upholstered sofas, onto the beach. Others brought large coolers packed with beer, which commissioners said lead to underage drinking.

 

[scooter1369]

OSU students in Cocoa Beach?

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

People at beaches are a little too tan for my liking..... if you know what I mean.

 

[Big Papa]

Cocoa Beach is shit. Went there a few years back and if you are going on vacation and you want to go to a nice beach Cocoa is not it. Dirty, a lot of trash lying around, it sucked.

 

[OCBucksFan]

Why would I take my sofa to Cocoa Beach when I am currently keeping it doused in gasoline on my lawn?

 

[Big Papa]

Why would I take my sofa to Cocoa Beach when I am currently keeping it doused in gasoline on my lawn?

Hell yeah!!