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go ahead and call me a homo...i dont care

This place sounds like sports clips, only with Tony Curtis Movies on the big screen and an all Judy Garland Music Selection.

Was anyone whispering about your inability to accessorize or wondering who was watching your cat while you were at the spa?

Did you pay with you new Rainbow checks... and get a free pink triangle sticker to wear home that said, "I'm a homo today?"
 
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"Hey everybody, I get my haircut at Fagclips where they put hot towels on my face and teabag the shit out of me. They also give me the Jeremy Mayfield treatment where they shave my sideburns off as seen in the pic above.

Above is my soon to be ex-wife as she said whe can't be married to a guy who gets his haircut at the same place that chicks get their beaver's waxed.

I'm just a fancy-free woman waiting to burst out of this grossly over-sized male shell that I'm hiding within."



Homo
 
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iambrutus said:
hawg, look at the new sig!!

Thump are you just upset that it wasn't you that got to teabag?

BEST 15 i've ever spent!
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iambrutus said:
i went to a SPA to get my hair cut last night....

My wife told me that they do a really nice job on men's hair so i figured why not...

Once I got there, the girl that was going to cut my hair, (very cute) gave me a scalp massage, neck massage, shoulder massage, back rub, and hand massage. then they did the shampoo and conditioner, while she was doing that, she put a warm towel on my face. after all of this she cut my hair.

now...what would you expect that to cost? I thought for sure the bill would be $35 or higher...NOPE $15! I was spending $12.99 to get it cut at Famous Hair, where the chop the shit out of it and it never looks right, $15 for all of that, and they are a NON TIP facility, so it cost me $15 and not a penny more!


so yes, call me a homo, but i'm getting my hair cut at the spa every 3-4 weeks, well worth it!!

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Arnie said it Homo
 
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