Girl Scout sells 17,328 boxes of cookies

[iambrutus]

Shitload of cookies

DETROIT (AP) -- A Girl Scout sold 17,328 boxes of the group's signature cookies this year by setting up shop on a street corner, shattering her troop's old mark and probably setting a national record.
Jennifer Sharpe, a 15-year-old from Dearborn, plans to travel to Europe with her troop with the proceeds from her feat.
"It's always been one of those goals I wanted to accomplish," Sharpe said Wednesday.
The two bakeries that make the cookies said Sharpe sold more than anyone this year, according to Dianne Thomas, spokeswoman for the Girl Scouts of Metro Detroit.

 

[OCBuckWife]

Girl Crack Dealers of America!

 

[BUCKYLE]

If boys sold cookies, the record would have been out of her reach by now.

 

[scarletandgrey]

Damn IAB how hungry were you?

 

[Brutus1]

That's alot of shitty cookies. Suckers.

 

[BB73]

She's got a long way to go match the number of boxes sold by Heidi Fleiss.

 

[Muck]

When is some girl scout going to figure out to set up a webpage & take paypal?

 

[JCOSU86]

That's alot of shitty cookies. Suckers.

WTF?

 

[DaytonBuck]

How much did Charlie Weiss buy?

 

[Brutus1]

WTF?

Suckers for wasting 3.50 a box for that kibble.

 

[Deety]

Suckers for wasting 3.50 a box for that kibble.

Surely you don't mean the thin mints.

Surely.

 

[iambrutus]

Surely you don't mean the thin mints.

Surely.

thin mints are better than sex

 

[OCBucksFan]

What a fucking slacker, a real girl scout would have sold at least 20,000 boxes.

 

[Muck]

If boys sold cookies, the record would have been out of her reach by now.

Not if she sold them topless.

 

[Deety]

thin mints are better than sex

Hope springs eternal.