Giovanni Strassini: A Football Fantasy

Work in progress

 

your translator sucks as you do, ha ha. mike80
i will not deepen this with barbs of poison ...la lingua non ha ossa, ma rompe il dorso. cuando to apre la sua bocca e dice la sbagliatta cosa, la dormie con il pesce

My translator is the awesome. GOOGLE is our friend here, and GOOGLE is what eventually produced this glorious thread revealing your fraud and attempted concealment.

As for the rest of it - given that we've clearly established that you aren't:

A) a former Buckeye All-American

and

B) a good and ethical person

I am now starting to doubt you are even a man. You are clearly a fat hermaphrodite who has a bowling pin for a head.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN6K5xIuMGM

Let me shed some light on the ESPN information.

1. If you saw a picture of me, I am NOWHERE NEAR 250 lbs, but about 190.
2. As for the SFTC picks- he would access my account, view my picks, and pick the opposite. That is FRAUD, using information other people posted (without poster's permission) for their personal gain.
3. You told myself (and many others) on ESPN that you played football for Ohio State. That is a lie.
4. You told me (among others) on ESPN that you were an all-American football player for Ohio State. Another lie.
5. I posted the e-mails where you threatened me. Terroristic threats are ILLEGAL.
6. I posted the e-mail (dated 10/5/2010) where I told you to never contact me again. You proceeded to for close to a month. That is HARASSMENT.
7. I have not contacted you since 10/6/2010. A little over 2-1/2 years.
8. You left me a voicemail & texted me yesterday, despite the e-mail on 10/5/2010, stating not to contact me again. That's harassment.
9. It is true that I have never PERSONALLY met Giova.
10. As an umpire, I have more of a role in sports than you have since high school, OVER FORTY YEARS AGO!


You said that I chose harm. YOU chose harm by harassing me 2-1/2 years ago.

YOU made the choice to continue what was KNOWN to be a lie for your personal gain. That would be a definition of fraud.

 

and you would know your former lover's writing. You got me. I have posed here for years in wait knowing this would be the place that would break the story.

I think he was saying the post you had quoted sounded like Gio...not yours.

But whatever. Go off on a motherfucker. Just choose positivity.

-chow

 

paulie purebread, had no friends, made up girlfriends and now you come here to try and further your life by bashing me? i have your stuff and could post it here. stop while you have credibility here, it can come crashing down because what you said and did was to harm, and you know it. end it and i will keep it in the archives. i always knew you might come back looking for an opening and this site gave you one, hahaha. where is your underdog paulie?

You have zero credibility with anyone, anywhere (including your son, if he exists which I doubt as well) but you have the audacity to call out others for their credibility?



Choose Positivity - I am positive you need to DIAF.

 

My translator is the awesome. GOOGLE is our friend here, and GOOGLE is what eventually produced this glorious thread revealing your fraud and attempted concealment.

As for the rest of it - given that we've clearly established that you aren't:

A) a former Buckeye All-American

and

B) a good and ethical person

I am now starting to doubt you are even a man. You are clearly a fat hermaphrodite who has a bowling pin for a head.

you are a crock of merda, in time dude

 

I think he was saying the post you had quoted sounded like Gio...not yours.

But whatever. Go off on a motherfucker. Just choose positivity.

-chow

Your translatorzzzz issss a jokke!!!

<insert garbled pig latin here explaining why Gio's mom is giving VG a BJ on the PC>

 

I think he was saying the post you had quoted sounded like Gio...not yours.

But whatever. Go off on a motherfucker. Just choose positivity.

-chow

Damn right, that is what this is all about! Fuck all of you!

If he did mean that, I apologize.

Yet this whole thing those two have going on is rather weird.

 

Paulie & Gio? Fuck - are we giving rise to the next incarnation of the Jersey Shore?

 

you are a crock of merda, in time dude

Don't sing it, bring it.

 

Let me shed some light on the ESPN information.

1. If you saw a picture of me, I am NOWHERE NEAR 250 lbs, but about 190.
2. As for the SFTC picks- he would access my account, view my picks, and pick the opposite. That is FRAUD, using information other people posted (without poster's permission) for their personal gain.
3. You told myself (and many others) on ESPN that you played football for Ohio State. That is a lie.
4. You told me (among others) on ESPN that you were an all-American football player for Ohio State. Another lie.
5. I posted the e-mails where you threatened me. Terroristic threats are ILLEGAL.
6. I posted the e-mail (dated 10/5/2010) where I told you to never contact me again. You proceeded to for close to a month. That is HARASSMENT.
7. I have not contacted you since 10/6/2010. A little over 2-1/2 years.
8. You left me a voicemail & texted me yesterday, despite the e-mail on 10/5/2010, stating not to contact me again. That's harassment.
9. It is true that I have never PERSONALLY met Giova.
10. As an umpire, I have more of a role in sports than you have since high school, OVER FORTY YEARS AGO!


You said that I chose harm. YOU chose harm by harassing me 2-1/2 years ago.

YOU made the choice to continue what was KNOWN to be a lie for your personal gain. That would be a definition of fraud.

i have the text where u sent me your passwords and asked me to make your picks, and then i did look at your picks and go opposite, and i won, haha
you were a shleprock remember? i also have the texts u begging me to give you a winning pick, stop lying paulie purebread, and i gained nothing, not fraud paulie purebread

 

i have the text where u sent me your passwords and asked me to make your picks, and then i did look at your picks and go opposite, and i won, haha
you were a shleprock remember? i also have the texts u begging me to give you a winning pick, stop lying paulie purebread

You keep texts from other dudes for years?

What's your name again? Giovanna?

There's no way this is the actual fraud guy right? This troll has to be from the Shag or something.

 

i have the text where u sent me your passwords and asked me to make your picks, and then i did look at your picks and go opposite, and i won, haha
you were a shleprock remember? i also have the texts u begging me to give you a winning pick, stop lying paulie purebread

So who was the catcher?

 

So who was the catcher?

alwaysthere

 

Don't sing it, bring it.

lol..i do not mind being the away team, but in time..pazienza stronzo

 

made up girlfriends

gotta like fake ladies.

story time about my favorite fake lady.

so i am in a business meeting / dinner at a bar.

now this bar never has hot chicks in it, but it is next door to a strip club that we like to post game at.

so me and my two buddies / business associates are all having dinner and beers and out of nowhere there is a hot chick in the corner of the bar. white tank top, dark hair, and just staring at me.

i told my buddy darren, damn man check out that chick in the corner, she is hot.

darren gets up goes over and picks her up and brings her back to the table.

turns out it was a cardboard cutout miller lite poster of a woman.

i probably need glasses.

anyway we partied with that cardboard cutout at our table rest of the nite and eventually drank that bar empty of miller lite and then hit the titty bar to do more damage.

good times. . . .