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Ginn Trap! We're screwed!

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jwinslow

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cincibuck

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BrutusBobcat said:
Relax, it's illegal. :wink: That leaves no known technology that can trap a Ginn. :cool:
And it's highly immobile. In an open field it has no chance what so ever, it would, however be useful against a lumbering weasel, something on the order of a wolverine... but then the wolverine is known to eat its young so the need for a trap may be more theoretical than actual.
 
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DEBuckeye

It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.
you guys are just idiots. plain and simple. somebody is going to buy that, figure out the technology, then make hundreds. Then they'll be all over the field. god dammit
That's funny. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Still not a problem, though. I don't think Ted really touches the ground much while he's cruisin'. He'd just tiptoe around those things and fly to the endzone.

As Dan Patrick used to say, "You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain him."
 
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jwinslow

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I just got off the phone with my chum TGI and he said he was well aware of this illegal measure against his son, but has been hiding them all over the house, yard and football field throughout TGII's lifetime to make him as elusive as he is. Sadly TGI told me that Teddy initially had some trouble in the bedroom as he was even paranoid of them there. Good thing too, cuz his dad had hid one up a girl's shirt, which the girl did not mind cuz it helped to pad her bra anyway.
 
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Gobucki

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BuckeyeFROMscUM said:
I just got off the phone with my chum TGI and he said he was well aware of this illegal measure against his son, but has been hiding them all over the house, yard and football field throughout TGII's lifetime to make him as elusive as he is. Sadly TGI told me that Teddy initially had some trouble in the bedroom as he was even paranoid of them there. Good thing too, cuz his dad had hid one up a girl's shirt, which the girl did not mind cuz it helped to pad her bra anyway.
Which is why Teddy's feet and hands are actually made of a super metallic material developed by NASA.

EDIT: God Damn typos
 
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jwinslow

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Gobucki said:
Which is why Teddy's feet and hands are actually made of a super metallic material developed my NASA.
Careful, we've already got tOSU on our heels, no need to add NASA to the disgruntled list by claiming ownership of them. Actually, knowing what some of the geniuses are like that work for them, they might be more upset at the involvement of their beloved Nasa in a sentence with such bad grammar :wink:
 
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Gobucki

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BuckeyeFROMscUM said:
Careful, we've already got tOSU on our heels, no need to add NASA to the disgruntled list by claiming ownership of them. Actually, knowing what some of the geniuses are like that work for them, they might be more upset at the involvement of their beloved Nasa in a sentence with such bad grammar :wink:
I'm no English professor, but I fail to see bad grammar in said sentence.
 
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jwinslow

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MolGenBuckeye said:
Says the man who ends his sentence without punctuation. :biggrin:
Touche

Gobucki, I was being absurd operating from the premise that you intended to type 'my' instead of 'by' which would make for a very poor sentence.

That being said, the targeting satellites are moving into alignment as we speak.
 
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