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Anyone have any funny stories about getting caught in an embarrassing act with the girlfriend by her parents, or by your parents? We had this conversation at work, and it turned out to be quite humorous, so I thought it might be good for a thread. I myself have never been caught, although I had a very close call once. Me and my girlfriend were on her couch when we heard the garage door open up, signaling that her parents were home. We hurried to re cloth ourselves, and it was a good thing we hurried, because her dad came sprinting up the garage basement stairs just in time to see us innocently watching a movie. I was thankfull that we dressed quickly because she was only 15 and I was only 16 and he was 6'4 280 pounds.
 
During college, when we would come home for holidays or whatnot, I would climb in her bedroom window after a night out with the guys...we would have our fun and I would go home by daybreak...thought I was smooth.

After one of these nights, I showed up at her house to pick her up for lunch and her mom was sitting on the couch reading a magazine, she spoke a warm greeting as always, but then as I was walking away, she said, "From now on, would you mind just using the front door instead of the window...you are getting mud on my siding."

She said it so matter-of-factly and then continued to read her magazine. Very cool lady...
 
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got caught by her mother when we were 14. needless to say it didn't go over well.
also in high school I once got stopped by a park ranger. I rolled down the window he looked at her and then looked at me and said "this ain't the time nor the place partner" this line always gets brought up somehow when I see a couple of friends from high school
 
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I got caught getting ready to do something with a gf from college at her parent's house, on a sofa bed in their basement (where I slept when we'd go there for the weekend). She quickly got out from under the covers (thank God we were still clothed...) and said "Don't worry, we're not doing anything." Her Dad said "Just stay on top of the covers and I won't need to worry."
 
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also in high school I once got stopped by a park ranger.
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Out of high school a short while and living with my parents. Watched a movie at their house with my then girlfriend. We left to go park out in a field in the country for a while before taking her home. When all was done, fired up the truck and was stuck in mud. I tried everthing to get out of there, even pulled one of the yellow reflector signs from the side of the road to put under the tires and try to get some traction. After about 30 minutes, we decided we would just walk to her house which was about five miles away. I had a friend with a new Ram that I was going to call when we got there to come pull my truck out. Right as we started we walking, we saw headlights turn down the road we were on. Naturally, it had to be a county sheriff. He wanted to know what was going on and what we were doing. He knew but just wanted to see how much he could embarass us. He took us to her house and said to get the truck out that night or he would cite me for trespassing.

By then, it's getting pretty late but I call up my buddy. Again, with my luck, his mom answers the phone and says he's sleeping. I tell her it's an emergency so she wakes him and he comes to help me out. The next day, my mom was working at a fund raiser at the high school. She comes hope and asks what happened the night before. Of course, I'm playing dumb. She said that someone (wouldn't tell me who) was up late listening to the police scanner and heard my name when the cop called in to check out my info. Being a teenager, I naturally told a lie. What a strange night.
 
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her mom caught us on her bed in the act.....but i had just pulled the blanket up for no real reason at all. i still laugh my ass off thinking about her explaining to her mom that we were just kissing while my schlong was still in her :lol:
 
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BuckeyeNation27 said:
her mom caught us on her bed in the act.....but i had just pulled the blanket up for no real reason at all. i still laugh my ass off thinking about her explaining to her mom that we were just kissing while my schlong was still in her :lol:
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I believe for it to be considered a "schlong" it has to be more than 2 inches! :biggrin:
 
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NOTREDAMECHIEF said:
I believe for it to be considered a "schlong" it has to be more than 2 inches! :biggrin:
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:slappy: :slappy: That's great!! Buckeyenation27, you've just been served :box:



disclaimer: When I used the term "served" in the above paragraph I was doing it sarcastically, if only I could be so cool as to be able to pull it off literally. :wink2:
 
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caught twice in highschool... once by a cop in a school parking lot (an elementry school parking lot near her house) late at night... he was cool about it, just wanted to see both our id's, verify we hadn't been drinking (thank goodness we hadn't been that night), and verify it was concentual by both parties. He sent us home and told us not to come back, they check the parks at night... the weird part was, he was our D.A.R.E. instructor later in the year... he never said anything, i'm sure he remembered... I was down to my boxers and she was naked.

The other time we were "caught" was by her mom. Her mom was out mowing the lawn, and came in unexpectedly... she was in and out quickly and never did say anything about it... my gf and her mom did make eye contact, I tried to get out of dodge after that and her mom said no, she wanted me to stay for dinner, and to wait until her dad came home... I was sweating bullets before and during dinner... again, nothing was said at the dinner table... scared me enough to be a bit more subtle (we were in the living room with windows open near the front door)...
 
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i dated a girl who got caught w/her ex bf by her bf's mom ..she walked in as she was giving him head....

i got caught twice at last gf's house...i mean she's 25 and i'm 30 so it's not a HUGE deal, but we were supposed to sleep in different rooms. the second time, the dad knocked and i tried to make a quick getaway through the adjoining bathroom to the bedroom i was supposed to be in..but he walked in as i was standing there blind (didn't have my contacts in) and in my boxers ..that's it..w/half a stiffy.....i felt so exposed....it was really embarrasing.

then another time we were actually in the act and he knocked and gf yelled 'dad dont' come in! we're cuddling!' and i was so humiliated...i would've rather got caught fucking than have her say that...
 
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