Gentlemen, We have been rendered obsolete.

[scooter1369]

Human sperm cells artificially created for first time

By staff writers
April 13, 2007 11:55am


Functioning sperm cells possible within five years
Breakthrough offers hope to men with low sperm count

HUMAN sperm cells have been artificially created for the first time, offering hope to thousands of men with low sperm counts or who have been left infertile by cancer treatment.

German scientists said fully-functioning sperm cells could be manufactured within five years to use in in-vitro fertilisation.

depressing linkage

Gee. Thanks assholes.

 

[Buckeyedynasty]

Gee. Thanks assholes.

Not a big deal. Within 5 years of the sperm coming out into production they will find out that it causes cancer and will be recalled. Just the way the med. business works.

 

[Saw31]

Real sperm or fake sperm. I'm still going to blast it in her hair. Nice try though scientists...

 

[gregorylee]

Would that also get us out of child support?

 

[scooter1369]

Would that also get us out of child support?

Leave it to you to find the silver lining.

 

[gregorylee]

Leave it to you to find the silver lining.

The name's Zalinsky. I make [strike]car parts[/strike]silver linings
for the American working man,



because that's who i am.
And that's who i care about.

 

[cincibuck]

And what about the sperm whale? Are they gonzo too?

 

[CCI]

Would that also get us out of child support?

another Loop hole in the system, leave it to GL to figure it out.

 

[sandgk]

Someone ought to tell those scientists that those with low sperm viability not being able to reproduce is part of nature's plan to improve the vigor of the next generation.