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Gatorubet;1658294; said:
Of course it's me. I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Utah, and you curse the SEC. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Cincinnati's loss, while tragic, probably saved the BCSCG from ever considering the Big East again. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, adds post count. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at Rooster's, you want me on BP, you need me on BP. We use words like "SEC", "SEC", and "SEC". We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending a BCS record. You use them as Jwins punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps - I dunno - way before I get up and way after I go to bed - and questions why I bother trying too convince Jwins anything other than the SEC sucks. I would rather you just said "the guy in the bathroom said he'd pay for my drink", and went on your way... Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a few hundred boring books on OOC away game statistics and intone them monotonously. Either way, [Jeffcat
] I don't give a damn what you think about it being me.[/Jeffcat]
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:slappy:

Can we get a GPA?
 
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Gatorubet;1658294; said:
Of course it's me. I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Utah, and you curse the SEC. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Cincinnati's loss, while tragic, probably saved the BCSCG from ever considering the Big East again. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, adds post count. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at Rooster's, you want me on BP, you need me on BP. We use words like "SEC", "SEC", and "SEC". We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending a BCS record. You use them as Jwins punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps - I dunno - way before I get up and way after I go to bed - and questions why I bother trying too convince Jwins anything other than the SEC sucks. I would rather you just said "the guy in the bathroom said he'd pay for my drink", and went on your way... Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a few hundred boring books on OOC away game statistics and intone them monotonously. Either way, [Jeffcat
] I don't give a damn what you think about it being me.[/Jeffcat]
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This thread is gold. Pure gold, Jerry!
 
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Gatorubet;1658294; said:
Of course it's me. I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Utah, and you curse the SEC. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Cincinnati's loss, while tragic, probably saved the BCSCG from ever considering the Big East again. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, adds post count. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at Rooster's, you want me on BP, you need me on BP. We use words like "SEC", "SEC", and "SEC". We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending a BCS record. You use them as Jwins punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps - I dunno - way before I get up and way after I go to bed - and questions why I bother trying too convince Jwins anything other than the SEC sucks. I would rather you just said "the guy in the bathroom said he'd pay for my drink", and went on your way... Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a few hundred boring books on OOC away game statistics and intone them monotonously. Either way, [Jeffcat
] I don't give a damn what you think about it being me.[/Jeffcat]
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Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself! ...
 
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Gatorubet;1658294; said:
Of course it's me. I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Utah, and you curse the SEC. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Cincinnati's loss, while tragic, probably saved the BCSCG from ever considering the Big East again. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, adds post count. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at Rooster's, you want me on BP, you need me on BP. We use words like "SEC", "SEC", and "SEC". We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending a BCS record. You use them as Jwins punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps - I dunno - way before I get up and way after I go to bed - and questions why I bother trying too convince Jwins anything other than the SEC sucks. I would rather you just said "the guy in the bathroom said he'd pay for my drink", and went on your way... Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a few hundred boring books on OOC away game statistics and intone them monotonously. Either way, [Jeffcat
] I don't give a damn what you think about it being me.[/Jeffcat]
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Gatorubet again.
 
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