Gas-B-Gone... brilliant!

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[NightmaresDad]

hey, BFS, is there a particular reason that you were searching for a gas elimination product? :)

I'd get one if I didn't enjoy my own "brand" so much...

hell, I've got 2 young boys - having one of these would spoil half the fun we have each day! make one that magnifies the sound and you might have a winner.
If they make one i can strap to my dogs, ass, though, I'd buy it in a heartbeat.

 

[scUM Buster]

Yet, clinical studies show that the average person produces one to three pints of gas and passes gas 14 times a day.

Where was that study done, in Mexico? 14 times a day??? Must happen in my sleep.

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

I thought that was an aweful low number... I shit myself at least 20 times a day

 

[AmeriBuck007]

I thought that was an aweful low number... I shit myself at least 20 times a day

Agree with both comments, but it definitely varys upon whether i get my dairy for the day..

 

[sandgk]

Just to show there is nothing new under the sun -- or hiney:

US Patent 5593398 : Protective underwear with malodorous flatus filter

(I.e. pants that filter farts).

In which the inventor claims

I claim:

1. A protective underwear comprising:

a bifurcated vinyl-covered underwear with elastic bands around the waist and legs, a hole in a lower back area of the underwear in the shape of a modified triangle and

a pocket of porous fabric shaped in a triangle larger than said hole, having a front and back piece sewn onto an edge of said hole leaving an opening with a fastener at the top of said front piece; and

a filter in the shape of said triangular hole larger than said hole and smaller than said pocket, comprising an outer top and bottom layer of wool felt followed by an inner top and bottom layer of unwoven polypropylene fabric followed by an inner top and bottom layer of fiber glass wool followed by an inner most single layer of activated carbon on an open cell foam base, and sewn together at an edge of said layers.