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Game on... Official Thread of "The Beast"

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1) I love you guys lol

2) Keep going, this shit is too funny.

3) I say this as a friend, some of you (a select few) may need to seek professional help.

3b) If you've done so and they basically said "he's too far gone" then consult
#2 again.
 
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I say we need to trick the hammer on Mili's gavel to slow him down a bit... :biggrin:

These losers are too much fun to ban before we've had our way with them.

[Myles]My mother's a Beast. She wants me to ride her![/Myles]
 
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Seriously. How dumb does a Michigan fan have to be to bring "defending the spread" smack to an Ohio State board?

You know who hasn't been able to defend the spread? That's right! Michigan! From that day back in 1998 when Donovan McNabb carved up the Wolverines in their own house through to the App St and Oregon embarrassments this year, Michigan hasn't proved themselves capable of defending the spread once for ten fucking years. Jesus H Christ, we ran the fucking spread with an ATH and the last scholarship player in the 2002 class at the most important position and he wound up with a Heisman on the basis of his three performances against Michigan alone.

Moron.

Your best returning defender is probably Morgan Trent.

:slappy:

That fucking kills me.
 
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shetuck;1145744; said:
He won't be fully McKneeled, though, until his little thread on BP comes up in the #1 spot when somebody googles his name! :biggrin:

Bring on the spiders...
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The thread-o "Da Beast" is coming up in the #2 spot as of 10am this morning...

Word from the Oakland county sheriff's department is that mama Geloneck (Janice) isn't so good at defending against the spread either. Just sayin'... :biggrin:
 
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shetuck;1145969; said:
The thread-o "Da Beast" is coming up in the #2 spot as of 10am this morning...

Word from the Oakland county sheriff's department is that mama Geloneck (Janice) isn't so good at defending against the spread either. Just sayin'... :biggrin:
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Actually, word is that her spread is awfully offensive itself.
 
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Dryden;1145954; said:
Seriously. How dumb does a Michigan fan have to be to bring "defending the spread" smack to an Ohio State board?

You know who hasn't been able to defend the spread? That's right! Michigan! From that day back in 1998 when Donovan McNabb carved up the Wolverines in their own house through to the App St and Oregon embarrassments this year, Michigan hasn't proved themselves capable of defending the spread once for ten fucking years. Jesus H Christ, we ran the fucking spread with an ATH and the last scholarship player in the 2002 class at the most important position and he wound up with a Heisman on the basis of his three performances against Michigan alone.

Moron.

Your best returning defender is probably Morgan Trent.

:slappy:

That fucking kills me.
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That's GPA material right there, folks!
 
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scooter1369;1145972; said:
Actually, word is that her spread is awfully offensive itself.
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Hence the messy divorce and the scarred and deprived childhood for Tito, etc., etc., etc.

The obsessive love of roller coasters is simply misplaced nostalgia constantly playing itself out as old Mylo continues to do battle, internally, with the emotions of the up-and-down relationship between his parents.

It's a sad thing, really... And then to get waitlisted at TSUN and rejected, outright, at Sparty! No matter, though, because Oakland County Community College (no longer just an Agricultural college) is just down the street.

It's not wonder, then, that his only measure of self-worth is how many of those cute teddy bears he can win and his secret and rebellious love for Taco Bell nachos (belle grande!) - totally flying in the face of McD's and BK.

I think we here at BP understand all of this rage and angst and, as Grad wisely counselled him, we would welcome a heartfelt apology to start the healing.
 
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Hail2ThaVictors;1565852; said:
Chad Henne saved Ginn's career tonight...


Best QB in the Game? - Chad Henne, Michigan

Best WR in the game? - Braylon Edwards - Michigan


NFL Factory all day baby!

GO BLUE!
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The same Braylon that couldn't catch a staph infection while playing for Cleveland? :slappy:
 
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