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so ive changed jobs in the past year and ive decided i was going to spend 10 mins a day and call a contact from my previous job to keep in touch and what not. well long story short here was what me laugh hysterically today.

im on the phone and were talking general stuff and i ask the guy how his son is. blah blah yah yah, he starts telling a story about his kids first year playing basketball. the kid shows up at his game in his coat and long sleeve shirt. the kid goes through warmups in his long sleeve t (like the pros/college players). as the game starts the kid takes off his shirt and here he is covered in temporary tattoos. the guys asks his kid (hes the coach) what he has on his arms and why he did it? the kid responds he wants to be like pros... :rofl:

oh kids these days...
 
jimotis4heisman;886965; said:
so ive changed jobs in the past year and ive decided i was going to spend 10 mins a day and call a contact from my previous job to keep in touch and what not. well long story short here was what me laugh hysterically today.

im on the phone and were talking general stuff and i ask the guy how his son is. blah blah yah yah, he starts telling a story about his kids first year playing basketball. the kid shows up at his game in his coat and long sleeve shirt. the kid goes through warmups in his long sleeve t (like the pros/college players). as the game starts the kid takes off his shirt and here he is covered in temporary tattoos. the guys asks his kid (hes the coach) what he has on his arms and why he did it? the kid responds he wants to be like pros... :rofl:

oh kids these days...
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All you need now is the the kid to choke his father, rant about practice, kick a photographer in the nuts and have a ref point fix a game.
 
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proof that my daughter is really my child....


going to bed last night and she drops the elmo and zoe dolls and starts yelling "bootus" - she wasn't happy until we got the Brutus doll for her!


proof that my daughter is really just like my wife....


when she farts, we will say "mallory - did you toot?" - her response 90% of the time is "daddy"
 
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It must be that my 3 year-old realizes that it's been a long off-season for me, so he decided to draw a picture of Brutus that I can put up in my office to cheer me up.

What do ya'll think?

lbbrutus.gif


Stunningly realistic... notice the Block "O" on the cap? :rofl:

Maybe I'll have him do portraits of the whole squad! :biggrin:
 
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shetuck;1151407; said:
It must be that my 3 year-old realizes that it's been a long off-season for me, so he decided to draw a picture of Brutus that I can put up in my office to cheer me up.

What do ya'll think?

lbbrutus.gif


Stunningly realistic... notice the Block "O" on the cap? :rofl:

Maybe I'll have him do portraits of the whole squad! :biggrin:
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For 3...that's awesome. My 3 year old would never think to put toes or fingers on a stick figure! :biggrin:

Nice to see you're teaching your son about the important things in life! :)
 
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buckeyes_rock;1151411; said:
For 3...that's awesome. My 3 year old would never think to put toes or fingers on a stick figure! :biggrin:

Nice to see you're teaching your son about the important things in life! :)
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Toes or fingers? Pffftt!

This picture's the first one he's done in a really long time that's not actually completely anatomically correct, complete with a "third leg" and everything!

True story...

The funniest one he did was an airplane with a third leg that came out of the back and wrapped all the way around a couple of times. He drew it for my brother-in-law's girlfriend. When she asked him what "that" is, he proclaimed, in a baffled "you mean you don't know!" voice that that's the airplane's PENIS!

So once we all picked ourselves back up off the floor, she asked him the natural follow up question: "Why does your airplane have a penis?"

His response? With the genius logic that only a three-year old can muster, he explains, "Because airplanes have to pee too!"

Again, another roar of laughter from the crowd in the room.

So then she asks, now just completely enfatuated with the kid's line of thinking, "Why is it so long? I mean it goes all the way around the plane."

He responds, "Airplanes fly high up in the air. It's not polite to pee everywhere. My airplane has a long penis so it can pee on the ground!"

:slappy:
 
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