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clee

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I realize there may be some big words in here that most of you will not understand, but just try to sound them out and don't get too frustrated with yourselves, I mean you can't expect much, you're osu fans.:scum2:

It was reported that the Ohio Football Coach Jim Tressel will only be dressing 40 players for the Michigan game ?the rest of the players will have to dress them selves.

Q: What does the average Ohio State University student get on his SAT?
A: Drool.

Q: How do you get an Ohio State Graduate off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.

Q: Why is ice no longer available at Ohio State football games?
A: Because the senior who knew the recipe finally graduated.

Q: What did the OSU grad say to the Michigan grad?
A: ?Welcome to McDonald?s. May I take your order please??

Q: Why do Ohio State graduates keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Ohio State campus?
A: A visitor.


General Schwarzkopf was walking through the desert during the Gulf War when he found a lamp on the ground. He picked it up, rubbed, and out came a genie.
The genie said to the General, "I will grant you one wish." The General replied, "I wish that we will win this war. Here is a map of the desert and all the war parties. Please make us win the war."
The genie responded, "I'm not that powerful of a genie. I cannot grant you that wish."
"Well," the General responds, "then can you have Ohio State win a bowl game this year?"
After a moment, the genie says, "Let me see that map again."
 
clee;1769545; said:
I realize there may be some big words in here that most of you will not understand, but just try to sound them out and don't get too frustrated with yourselves, I mean you can't expect much, you're osu fans.:scum2:

It was reported that the Ohio Football Coach Jim Tressel will only be dressing 40 players for the Michigan game ?the rest of the players will have to dress them selves.

Q: What does the average Ohio State University student get on his SAT?
A: Drool.

Q: How do you get an Ohio State Graduate off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.

Q: Why is ice no longer available at Ohio State football games?
A: Because the senior who knew the recipe finally graduated.

Q: What did the OSU grad say to the Michigan grad?
A: ?Welcome to McDonald?s. May I take your order please??

Q: Why do Ohio State graduates keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Ohio State campus?
A: A visitor.


General Schwarzkopf was walking through the desert during the Gulf War when he found a lamp on the ground. He picked it up, rubbed, and out came a genie.
The genie said to the General, "I will grant you one wish." The General replied, "I wish that we will win this war. Here is a map of the desert and all the war parties. Please make us win the war."
The genie responded, "I'm not that powerful of a genie. I cannot grant you that wish."
"Well," the General responds, "then can you have Ohio State win a bowl game this year?"
After a moment, the genie says, "Let me see that map again."
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guess you missed the Rose bowl last year.....which one did Meatchicken go to again ????
 
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Last night I had to go to Walmart (for real, I shit you not) to get a flapper valve for the toilet. I saw no less than three fucking yayhoos in Michigan gear (one Superfly wannabe brothah in a Woodson #2 Michigan jersey, the other two looked like they were in that "Pure Michigan" spoof video posted earlier this week). Those were the first people (if they can be referred to as such) I've seen in about six months in any sort of Michigan attire, anywhere. Fuckin' Shoelaces goes off in his first two games and now all the Michigan fans "are back".

Of course, I was rocking a scarlet Ohio State shirt and gray shorts and made sure I walked right by all three fucks while making eye contact...all three looked away. :evil:

Fuck Michigan.
 
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This fucktard had another post (here-since deleted) with a cartoon having the caption "103 years of busting nuts" (image was from 2006, so this clown couldn't even use a recent one). I guess he hasn't been around for the last nine years...
 
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MililaniBuckeye;1769643; said:
This [censored]tard had another post (here-since deleted) with a cartoon having the caption "103 years of busting nuts" (image was from 2006, so this clown couldn't even use a recent one). I guess he hasn't been around for the last nine years...
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you love black people i'm guessing? this especially applies to your racist ass

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