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Muck

Muck

Enjoy Every Sandwich
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I never tried.

My Father hung me on a hook once Johnny. Once!

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older and they stay the same age.

Fat, drunk & stupid is no way to go through life son.

You'll get nothing, and like it!

A newt?
I got better.

What would you do if you had a million dollars?
I'll tell you what I'd do man; two chicks at the same time man.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.

Shitter's full.

My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
In a row?
 
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I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fuckin' fun park and you want to bail out! Well, I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation, it's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fuckin' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddam smiles! You'll be whistling "Zippity Doo Da" out of your assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose! Holy shit!
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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydp2mN3d_gM"]National Lampoon's Vacation: Clark goes berserk in the car. - YouTube[/ame]
 
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National Lampoon's Vacation: Clark goes berserk in the car. - YouTube
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His rant in Christmas Vacation is equally impressive, although it goes beyond being a 'line'.

"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

Worse? How can it get any worse? We're on the threshold of hell.

Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"
 
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1:00 mark - "No you may NOT!"

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP-u6XWclKQ"]The Man Who Knew Too Little 1997 - Clip - Run in with the bobbies - YouTube[/ame]


Wallace: Was that a tear? How do you people do it? Do you poke yourself in the eye? Or are you thinking right now "My dog is dead"?
Lorelei 'Lori': What's the matter with you? Are you enjoying this?
Wallace: Enormously! "My dog... is dead".
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Muck;2322379; said:
My girlfriend sucked 27 dicks!
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I'm pretty sure it was 37.


"I see your schwartz is as big as mine."

"I don't eat fish."
"Why not?"
"Fish [censored] in the sea."
"So do children."
"I don't eat them either."

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbVKWCpNFhY"]Spinal Tap - 11 - YouTube[/ame]
 
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"Doesn't anybody fucking knock anymore?"

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