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Fun Things to Say at Work.

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Metal Rules
1. "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!!!"
2. "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing?!"
3. "Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?"
4. "Don't bother me; I'm living happily ever after."
5. "Do I look like a fucking people person?"
6. "This isn't an office. It's HELL with fluorescent lighting"
7. "Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You choose"
8. "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."
9. "Do they ever shut up on your planet?"
10. "I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable"
11. "Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet"
12. "Back off!! You're standing in my aura."
13. "I work 45 hours a week to be this poor."
14. "Not all men are annoying. Some are dead."
15. "Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality"
16. "Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done."
17. "Ambivalent? Well yes and no."
18. "You look like shit. Is that the style now?"
19. "Earth is full. Go home."
20. "Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?"
21. "I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."
22. "A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth."
23. "You are depriving some village of an idiot."
24. "If assholes could fly, this place would be a fuckin' airport."
 
"Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?"
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I am actually going to use that sometime. . . love it.


I like these too:


- I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
- How about never? Is never good for you?
- I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
- I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
- It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
- Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
- I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
- You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
- I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
- Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
- I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
 
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Thump said:
You've never heard that before?

This little reestaurant back home has had that saying behind their counter since I was a little kid.

I'm a fan of it as well.

Wish I could post that in my classroom.
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Haven't heard it in a while... I love that saying. I'll have to start using it. I've never seen it posted anywhere, let alone a restaurant :lol:
 
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LoKyBuckeye said:
I've never seen it posted anywhere, let alone a restaurant :lol:
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Polly's Restaurant...Duncan Falls, OH..... A great place. You can still get 2 cheeseburgers, fries and all the lemonade you can drink for $3.00. I will be there tomorrow.
 
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tyrus3 said:
Polly's Restaurant...Duncan Falls, OH..... A great place. You can still get 2 cheeseburgers, fries and all the lemonade you can drink for $3.00. I will be there tomorrow.
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Exactly the place I was talking about.

I sure miss their Double Cheeseburgers.
 
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