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I used to caddy at Winding Hollow (now Champions) when I was 12. A bigger kid used to eat my sandwiches every day and then threaten to "beat the shit" out of me if I complained. So, I made peanut butter and chocolate sauce sandwiches for a few days and then substituted Ex-Lax for the chocolate sauce the third day. Tough guy apparently shat himself on the seventh hole while carrying two bags and left Winding Hollow shortly thereafter.

In high school, some kids snuck into the girls' bathroom, lifted a toilet seat and put Saran Wrap over the toilet openings. You couldn't see the Saran Wrap after the seats were put back. The screams could be heard around the school when the girls rushed in to use the toilet between classes.
 
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Never be the first to fall asleep on a rugby road trip. Several years ago the club for which I used to play had 20+ guys packed into three motel rooms at a tournament in NC. After spending the night drinking at the beach, we stumbled back and one guy who was kind of an asshole passed out on one of the beds. An English guy suggested the following prank: One guy got a rubber and went into the bathroom and jacked off into it. Then he brought it out and, with the assistance of several others, inserted it into the sleeping guy's ass with the use of the cardboard sheathing on a coat hangar. We were sure he would wake up, especially with all the drunken laughing, but he didn't. The next morning he woke up, pulled it out and started screaming. He couldn't remember anything from the night before, but we told him that we hadn't been able to find him when we left the bars and that he had just stumbled in and passed out in the room. He was sheet white. I think some of the guys eventually told him that it was all a joke, but nobody would say who had done it.
 
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My favorite is to print up a couple hundren flyers that say "Buy Fully Automatic Weapons - no liscences needed, M-16's, AK-47's, 50 call machine guns, etc, etc..." I then put either my neighbors address or I use some dickhead from work. I then put the flyers up at flee markets, grocery stores, gun shows, and anywhere else I can think of. Oh, god when you hear them telling the story of how the ATF smashes down their door and rips their house to pieces looking for the weapons, goes over every detail of there lives, and freezes their bank accounts it's absolutely hilarious. Another version is to make flyers that say "Get high legally",then put the person's number and address on it and leave it in parks. More fun, only now you have irate parents wanting to kill them.

note: be VERY carefull not to get any of your fingerprints on any of the flyers.
 
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A few I have pulled.

In high school, we would go out late at night to the dickhead neighbors house who used to always get in our face as kids when we walked through his yard, hit the ball into his back yard...were noisy etc. He would park his car outside and we would spread vasoline all over the windshield, then pour baking flour all over on top. This combonation was nearluy impossible to clean up/ We hit his car about 4 times one summer.

IN college, after a night of partying, we would super glue pennies over the key holes in the dorms. Fill record album covers with baby powder, slip them under the door, than jump on them. THe powder would fill the room.

Wood putty is very flamable. We would stick a few wads of it on the outside of the dorm door, under the "eyehole" and light it. Wait a few seconds and bang on the door yelling fire. People who would wake up and look out the door would see flames...always good for a few laughs.
 
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My first year in college we had these two assholes that loved to rat on everyone on the floor for every minor infraction. We waited until they had their music cranked up in their room one night then covered their door frame with duct taped garbage bags up to about eye level and left the last one hanging down....we grabbed the enormous trashcans full of all kind of nasty shit from the floor community bathroom. The trashcans were lifted and we dumped all of the shit down from the last eye level trashbag and then taped the last bag up to the frame. Basically, we built a wall of trash and who knows what else that was held to their door by the trash bags....we then took a ballbat and pounded on their door until the pricks opened it up and were avalanched by the wall of trash...


Tuna Fish in the heating vents is good too....
 
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I had this done to me...

In college you could wedge a penny in between the outside of your door and the doorframe. The door would be wedged so tight it would be impossible even to turn the handle.

I'm an early and heavy sleeper...so one night my buddies roll a vaccum cleaner into my doorm with the switch on and a whole roll of electrical tape wrapped around the switch on the handle. They string the cord under the door..."penny" it shut...the plug it in in the hallway.

5 minutes later...I'm like, "who the taking so long sweeping the hallway?"...then I start dreaming about vaccums...then I finally wake up and I can upplug the machine b/c I can't get the door open and I have to cut through a pound of tape to turn the machine off.

I can't believe no one has mentioned...

Fill up a nice big trash can full of water...lean it up against the door at a 45 degree angle...knock...run.
 
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1. A simple trick for the office that I have done with great success.

"Auto-correct" in MS Word works by having a list of common mispellings that are automatically transalated to the correct spelling whenever you type a word that matches the bad spelling (i.e. 'nwo' becomes 'now' automatically).

What few folks know is that you can tailor that list. So, for example, you could get on a secretary's computer and add "from = SIR: to = DICKHEAD". Everytime she types "Dear Sir" it will instantly change to "Dear Dickhead" and she wont have a clue what is going on. Stay close with this one because folks will get very freaked out very quickly.


2. Never done this one but heard about it somewhere -

Set a video camera on a tripod and tape several minutes of the empty commode in your bathrooom.

Next time you are having a party wait til one of the ladies asks to use the restroom. Quickly pop the tape in the VCR and clue everyone else in on the joke. Have them start laughing hysterically at the lady when she walks out. She will see the empty commode on the tv and assume you have all been watching her via hidden camera.
 
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2 quality pranks that I love.

1) Putting Saran wrap over the toilet seat.

2) When traveling with a business partner, place a vibrating dildo in their suitcase and enjoy the look on his face when airport security opens his bag for inspection.
 
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This seemed like a fun thread to bring back.

My favorite prank I pulled was pretty innocent but effective....it occurred in college when I was a building supervisor at the main gym on campus. We supervisors had to alternate opening the building, which meant getting there at 5 am one day a week (which sucked during college!). There were usually about 50-100 patrons present when we opened. The key to the trick was how sluggish the supervisors always are at that time.

For April Fool's day, I knew one of my buddies was opening and I happened to be closing up the night before. So, I decide to forge a letter from the sports & fitness director to him. It told him to read a paragraph statement over the building intercom every 15 minutes that we were honoring the founder of the gym for his lifelong legacy of excellence in physical fitness and acquatics (the founder was actually some random donor). It asked patrons to observe a moment of silence to honor his legacy of physical fitness. I also instructed him to hand out these fake tokens with the guy's picture and name on them to people as they came in, and tell patrons that they could redeem the dollars for hugs and smiles from the staff. I can't remember what else I wrote, but there was more.

Sure enough, he came in and followed the directions faithfully. :slappy: The front desk workers were giving hugs to presumably creepy patrons and everything. And everyone was observing the moments of silence every 15 minutes.


About 7:30-8am my alarm went off as planned, and I rolled over and called him to let him in on the joke. He was not amused. Luckily I was a senior, so I was gone when the next April Fool's rolled around.


Still have a copy of the letter somewhere :)
 
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I'm sure you guys are all familiar with the method of writing nasty things all over someone who passes out at a party. Well, a few years ago, a college buddy shows up at another friends house late nite, drunk off his ass and talking shit to everyone. When he passes out on the couch, they proceed to draw all over his face with magic marker, the usual dicks and profanity, etc. They took a bunch of pics, and instead of letting him wake up to discover what had been done, they washed it all off, the guy had no clue. The pics circulated around to everyone else, and no one told the victim about it. Months later, the victim hosted his own birthday party at his apartment while his girlfriend was in from out of town. Someone had the pics blown up to poster size, and hung them up in the bathroom. No one said anything until the guy's girlfriend discovered them. The victim actually appeciated the joke, his girlfriend, not so much.
 
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RugbyBuck;167042; said:
Never be the first to fall asleep on a rugby road trip. Several years ago the club for which I used to play had 20+ guys packed into three motel rooms at a tournament in NC. After spending the night drinking at the beach, we stumbled back and one guy who was kind of an asshole passed out on one of the beds. An English guy suggested the following prank: One guy got a rubber and went into the bathroom and jacked off into it. Then he brought it out and, with the assistance of several others, inserted it into the sleeping guy's ass with the use of the cardboard sheathing on a coat hangar. We were sure he would wake up, especially with all the drunken laughing, but he didn't. The next morning he woke up, pulled it out and started screaming. He couldn't remember anything from the night before, but we told him that we hadn't been able to find him when we left the bars and that he had just stumbled in and passed out in the room. He was sheet white. I think some of the guys eventually told him that it was all a joke, but nobody would say who had done it.
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That'll getcha 20 to life in Alabama.

"Yes your honor, I admit I used a coat hanger and inserted a sperm filled condom into his rectum without his permission, but it was all in good fun.... What? Why are you laughing? Who's Leroy, and why do I have a lot in common with him again?"
 
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