Fractured Foreign English

[sandgk]

Now I think English is an easy language, that isn't true for many folks of foreign extraction.

Consider these signs found around the world.

Large list - here are some favorites;

<DT>In a Japanese hotel: <DD>You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid</DD>

I had no idea the Japanese were that open to invitation.
Maybe they took their cue from the Slavs?

<DT>In a Yugoslavian hotel: <DD>The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.</DD>

Of course, you would figure the French would be high on the sleaze factor. Treating whores as target customer base.

<DT>Outside a Paris dress shop: <DD>Dresses for street walking.</DD>

The Swiss naturally add their own twist

<DT>In a Zurich hotel: <DD>Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.</DD>

Though I honselty hadn't counted on the Germans to be quite this particualr about the great outdoors.

<DT>A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: <DD>It is strictly forbidden on our Black Forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose. </DD>

So if not a man, or a woman, which different sex is allowed to live together in that tent?
But back to that Japanese Hotel ... clearly there is a reason why they want the chambermaid to um, offer her services.

<DT>On a sign in a Japanese public bath <DD>Foreign guests are requested not to pull cock in tub.</DD>

 

[Oh8ch]

Foreign guests are requested not to pull cock in tub.

This seems unduly qualified.

 

[DEBuckeye]

Foreign guests are requested not to pull cock in tub.

I think that's what the chambermaid is for, isn't it?