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Former US senator Jesse Helms (R-NC) dies at 86

sepia5;1199184; said:
President Bush's take:



President and Mrs. Bush Saddened by Passing of Senator Jesse Helms

Are you fucking kidding me????!!!!! :tic:

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Now, now....there is no time for bad talking at funerations. I am about
to step into the undertaker place, and if I was a dead Jessie Helms...or at
dead George Bush, because I am not now, nor have I ever been Jessie Helms
- or dead - but if I were in a not-live situation, then I would not
want to be talked about like that Jon Stewart guys talks about me..real
bad like. So what if he liked to dip into that brown sugar pot when he was
a young man. If you have a Africanized child because of the maid coming
into your room when you have finished a squash game and are all naked,
and Jeb is out with mom and dad, then "sure" it can happen. I told my wife Condi -
I mean Laura - that you can't judge a book by its color.

What????? That was Strom, not Jessie?

Well, it's all the same. He is in a better place now. Probably a wonderful
exclusive part of Heaven. So you will not get some negative type "beat on
Jessie" for a few ill chosen words about coloreds. That was 2007, and this
is now. So excuse me, I have some praying to do.
 
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