Forecast: Sex and Marriage With Robots by 2050

[Best Buckeye]

Not sure my fragile ego can handle being turned down 29 out of 30 times by a robot, too.

so your ratio is better than that with your wife?

 

[ScarletBlood31]

Can robots get headaches?

 

[Best Buckeye]

Do all robots have nuts?

 

[OCBuckWife]

Do male and female sexbots use the same kind of lubricant?

 

[utgrad73]

Do all robots have nuts?

This is messed up. You see, the female ones have nuts and the male ones have bolts. They screw together better this way. :)

 

[utgrad73]

Classified ads of the future:

The Thumpinator 2050... slightly used... some assembly required.

It can also spot weld your fender on the car, assemble printed circuit boards with great precision, cut the grass, and will work for hours without a break. Versatile and yet never complains about the house not getting painted, the car needing work, or the dog needing a bath.

I'll take two, I'm keeping one for a backup just in case #1 breaks down during "The Game".

Does it come in red with grey accents, there's something about that safety "Gator" orange that makes me ill? http://www.gatorzone.com/football/

Go Bucks :osu:

 

[Gatorubet]

Does it come in red with grey accents, there's something about that safety "Gator" orange that makes me ill? http://www.gatorzone.com/football/

That's just your prior experience with an orange Thumpinator. Very little lubricant in the desert air.

 

[Taosman]

Nothing that a little lithium grease won't fix, I'm sure! :tongue2:

 

[Taosman]

Robots are already doing surgery. I don't know if that will be a good thing for fembots or not? :tongue2:

 

[BB73]

 

[utgrad73]

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

tsun professor: Philip Dick

In this novel the humans become inhuman and the androids become human. The humans question their own humanity and the androids question their artificiality.

I know there's a punch line here. Can someone creative think of something that might explain a few things up north?

Dick: Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

 

[Best Buckeye]

What is the favorite band of all robots/






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Metallica

 

[Best Buckeye]

what is the favorite vacation spot for robots?






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A scrap metal yard

 

[Best Buckeye]

what is a robots most hated metal?







copper

 

[Best Buckeye]

What does a robot name his dog?







Plutonium