rocketman
flying low
I have a few words to say.
- Go Bucks
- Michigan sucks
- Beat Texas
- You're a HOMO
- Al Gore invented my ASS
- Trev Alberts is an asshat
- Mark May should sodomize himself with a retractable baton
- Jack and Coke
- Coke and Captain
- Coke and Stoli
- Crown and Coke
- Coke and Rum (I'm on a roll)
- Velcro gloves, Mr. Hester?
- Teddy Lehman can run a legit 3.6 40
- Flip everything that isn't tied down
- Put them cameras in boxes!
- Torrents motherfucker!
- BALLS
- My Grand Slam should have come with sausage...

