For anybody who thinks The Game might have lost some luster

[BuckeyeNation27]

I hear that shit from people all the time. "I want Michigan to be at their best when we beat them." "I want them to be 11-0." "I wish they were better to make the Big10 and The Game more important."

Here are the threads this week that I haven't seen all year:

• Watch The Game with Nevada
• Counting down the hours to The Game
• vBet for "the big play"
• Poll asking what the biggest play is in Tressel's Games
• Fight the team across the field
• O - H - I - O
• Stupid poll question
• Ann Arbor's a whore

I saw this one other time

• What will you do

Then there's the vBet, up to v$2,387,074,215 and growing

• Free money

Michigan sucks more than they've ever sucked, and we have all of this? I say, let them suck for 50 years for all I care. Anybody know what 2191 + 365 is?

Fuck Michigan.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Anybody know what 2191 + 365 is?

A gloriously long fucking time.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

A gloriously long fucking time.

But still nearly not long enough.

 

[DEBuckeye]

Michigan sucks more than they've ever sucked, and we have all of this? I say, let them suck for 50 years for all I care.

I'm with you man. I don't care whether they're kickin' ass or suckin' it, it's ALWAYS worthwhile beating the weasels.

 

[bkochmc]

A gloriously long fucking time.

But still nearly not long enough.

 

[Outstanding]

Count me in the "I want Michigan to be the best they can be when we beat them" crowd.

The game hasn't lost it's luster with the faithful, but the game has lost a lot of respect from a national standpoint, if you care about that kind of thing.

 

[CalvinistBuck]

Mark Fucking Douchebag May. Need I say more?

Probably not. Since he has zero credibility, I wasn't the least bit surprised when the Douchebag said (last night) the rivalry has lost its luster.

Are you kidding me? I couldn't be more fired up. I see the passion everywhere--on both sides! 90% of the students in my school are wearing tOSU/TSUN gear today. (I torment every kid with a blue shirt!)

I know lots of TSUN fans, and they're pissed. While few have little confidence, they haven't given up. They are pathetic bastards and they still need to be taught a lesson...but the rivalry is still a wonderful thing.

I suppose I've got to stop telling these teenagers that "TSUN needs a brutal ass-whipping." What's the politically correct thing to say?

 

[buckeyegrad]

I suppose I've got to stop telling these teenagers that "TSUN needs a brutal ass-whipping." What's the politically correct thing to say?

I'll give it a try:

The university's football team from the disadvantaged state to the north of Ohio might benefit from the repeated, physical administration of force to the exterior surface of the gluteus maximus.

 

[buxfan4life]

I suppose I've got to stop telling these teenagers that "TSUN needs a brutal ass-whipping." What's the politically correct thing to say?

Answer:

Fuck *ichigan

 

[CalvinistBuck]

I'll give it a try:

The university's football team from the disadvantaged state to the north of Ohio might benefit from the repeated, physical administration of force to the exterior surface of the gluteus maximus.

These are high school kids. Too many syllables. I've got to keep it simple.

 

[Bucklion]

Mark Fucking Douchebag May. Need I say more?

Probably not. Since he has zero credibility, I wasn't the least bit surprised when the Douchebag said (last night) the rivalry has lost its luster.

Are you kidding me? I couldn't be more fired up. I see the passion everywhere--on both sides! 90% of the students in my school are wearing tOSU/TSUN gear today. (I torment every kid with a blue shirt!)

I know lots of TSUN fans, and they're pissed. While few have little confidence, they haven't given up. They are pathetic bastards and they still need to be taught a lesson...but the rivalry is still a wonderful thing.

I suppose I've got to stop telling these teenagers that "TSUN needs a brutal ass-whipping." What's the politically correct thing to say?

He went to Pitt...they have no rivalries anymore other than Hillbilly Central, and since that has been more 4-7 versus 3-8 than the reverse in the past 20 years or so, he seems just a tad bit bitter.

 

[NateG]

He went to Pitt...they have no rivalries anymore other than Hillbilly Central, and since that has been more 4-7 versus 3-8 than the reverse in the past 20 years or so, he seems just a tad bit bitter.

He countered the rivalry question saying that the Pitt/WVU rivalry was bigger. Idiot.

 

[Bucklion]

He countered the rivalry question saying that the Pitt/WVU rivalry was bigger. Idiot.

That's pretty fucking hilarious considering the record of West Virginia when his fat ass was belching CO2 in Pittsburgh was the following:

5-6
2-9
5-6
6-6

Sooooo....I guess beating an 18-27 team was somehow sooooo much more impressive, right? Yeah, he's pretty much a slutcan.

 

[stowfan]

I'm in the camp I hope it's a lopsided victory, hang at least 50 on them at home:)

 

[CookyPuss]

If you think this game is meaningless because the Buckeyes have clinched the Rose Bowl, please do us all a favor and check yourself into rehab.