Florida Legislature votes to ban animal sex (seriously)

[MaxBuck]

Only on Buckeye Planet can a thread ... any thread ... devolve somehow into a discussion of man-manatee whoopie.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

it's only against the law if you get caught.... jus sayin'

 

[Saw31]

<cancels trip to Florida>

I grew this mullet for nothing!

 

[MaxBuck]

I [censored]ed this mullet for nothing - but 5-to-10 at Graceville!

fify

 

[AKAK]

I like my coffee like I like my hens. Black.

 

[muffler dragon]

I grew this mullet for nothing!

Jorts are only returnable if you still have the receipt. If you washed them, then they're just going to be cleaner than when first purchased.

 

[muffler dragon]

I like my coffee like I like my hens. Black.

Sheep are so passe.

 

[Scot Harvath]

This law should really help curb beastiality in Florida, because I'm sure there are a lot of sane, rationally thinking adults out there that say to themselves, 'You know what, I'd really like to [censored] the [Mark May] out of that goat over there, but since it happens to be illegal now I guess I probably shouldn't.'

Agreed. This is about as affective as outlawing suicide

 

[Gatorubet]

This law should really help curb beastiality in Florida, because I'm sure there are a lot of sane, rationally thinking adults out there that say to themselves, 'You know what, I'd really like to [censored] the [Mark May] out of that goat over there, but since it happens to be illegal now I guess I probably shouldn't.'

You sound like one of those NAMGLA people now.

 

[Dryden]

You sound like one of those NAMGLA people now.

At no point in my lifetime have I ever thought Jim Breuer was remotely funny.