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Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Jeff Foxworthy on Teachers:
YOU might be a teacher if you believe the playground should be equipped with a Ritalin salt lick.
YOU might be a teacher if you want to slap the next person who says, 'Must be nice to work 8 to 3:30 and have summers off'.
YOU might be a teacher if it is difficult to name your newborn because there's no name you can come up with that doesn't bring high blood pressure as it is uttered.
YOU might be a teacher if you can tell it's a full moon or if it going to rain, snow, hail....anything!!! Without ever looking outside.
YOU might be a teacher if you believe, 'shallow gene pool' should have its own box on a report card.
YOU might be a teacher if you believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, 'Boy, the kids sure are mellow today.'
YOU might be a teacher if when out in public, you feel the urge to snap your fingers at children you do not know and correct their behavior.
YOU might be a teacher if you have no social life between August and June.
YOU might be a teacher if you laugh uncontrollably when people refer to the staff room as the 'lounge.'
YOU might be a teacher if you think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.
YOU might be a teacher if you can't imagine how the ACLU could think that covering your student's chair with Velcro and then requiring uniforms made out of the corresponding Velcro could ever be misunderstood by the public.
YOU might be a teacher if meeting a child's parent instantly answers this question, 'Why is this kid like this?'
YOU might be a teacher if you think someone should invent antibacterial pencils and crayons....and desks and chairs for that.
YOU might be a teacher if the words 'I have college debt for this?' have ever come out of your mouth.
YOU might be a teacher if you know how many days, minutes, and seconds are left in the school year!
YOU might be a teacher if you believe the playground should be equipped with a Ritalin salt lick.
YOU might be a teacher if you want to slap the next person who says, 'Must be nice to work 8 to 3:30 and have summers off'.
YOU might be a teacher if it is difficult to name your newborn because there's no name you can come up with that doesn't bring high blood pressure as it is uttered.
YOU might be a teacher if you can tell it's a full moon or if it going to rain, snow, hail....anything!!! Without ever looking outside.
YOU might be a teacher if you believe, 'shallow gene pool' should have its own box on a report card.
YOU might be a teacher if you believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, 'Boy, the kids sure are mellow today.'
YOU might be a teacher if when out in public, you feel the urge to snap your fingers at children you do not know and correct their behavior.
YOU might be a teacher if you have no social life between August and June.
YOU might be a teacher if you laugh uncontrollably when people refer to the staff room as the 'lounge.'
YOU might be a teacher if you think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.
YOU might be a teacher if you can't imagine how the ACLU could think that covering your student's chair with Velcro and then requiring uniforms made out of the corresponding Velcro could ever be misunderstood by the public.
YOU might be a teacher if meeting a child's parent instantly answers this question, 'Why is this kid like this?'
YOU might be a teacher if you think someone should invent antibacterial pencils and crayons....and desks and chairs for that.
YOU might be a teacher if the words 'I have college debt for this?' have ever come out of your mouth.
YOU might be a teacher if you know how many days, minutes, and seconds are left in the school year!
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