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    • So, my little girl (and only child) headed off to her first formal high school dance tonight as a freshman. It was really hard to realize that she is growing up.

    Wow, is it different then back in the day. It was girls ask guys for this dance. I don't remember that never happening in my day. None of her friends asked anyone. A bunch of the kids got together in a group instead of asking someone.

    When I asked why she didn't ask anyone, she replied that she didn't know if that meant she had to stick by them and only dance with them all night. She didn't want to do that. I'm thinking that I should probably be happy about that fact.

    I bought her a wrist corsage, because I figured she should have a flower for a formal dance. Of course there was the obligatory formal dress, which will probably get worn once. I could have bought pants, a shirt, tie and dress shoes for that.

    Nothing prepares you for this......
     
    Oh, high school dances were sooo much fun. Best part was going up to the really shy guys and telling them they had to dance because that's what a dance is. Made some of my best friends that way. :)
     
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    When I asked why she didn't ask anyone, she replied that she didn't know if that meant she had to stick by them and only dance with them all night. She didn't want to do that. I'm thinking that I should probably be happy about that fact.
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    You should be thrilled

    Especially at a "Sadie Hawkins" Dance.

    These were the best for the guys, it takes all the guess work out of whose looking to put out for you.
     
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    Bri:

    Don't worry, man. I talked to the guys. We covered the basics about how to get luc.......

    Man, I cannot do it. Damn! I was all ready to torment the shit out of you. Listen, you've had enough trauma in your life having to live in michigan for so long. I won't pile on.

    It sounds like she is taking a good approach and just going as a bunch of friends. Lots of time to worry about that first boyfriend. Now they can all just be friends and have a fun evening they will all remember. And since she is her mother's daughter she will be smart about things.

    But one question. If any of the boys came over before the dance did you show them your gun and knife collection?

    Just remember to take deep breaths, she is a mature girl, and you should have a few cold ones from the fridge to calm your nerves. :biggrin:
     
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    The group date plan is definitely a good idea. Dad can relax a little at that news. :)

    Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
    My girl is 8. I can assure you, I won't be ready. Some little fucker out there right now is gonna have one fucked up night, because I'm going to mess with his twisted little brain. Oh, yes.. yes I am.
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    Try something like this... When I started dating, my father told me that since he worked at the Pentagon, our phone was probably bugged by the Russians and the Department of Defense. The Russians would just listen, but his friends at the DoD might send him recordings. He was probably bluffing... my stalker getting run over in the school parking lot was probably unrelated.
     
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    Deety said:
    The group date plan is definitely a good idea. Dad can relax a little at that news. :)

    Try something like this... When I started dating, my father told me that since he worked at the Pentagon, our phone was probably bugged by the Russians and the Department of Defense. The Russians would just listen, but his friends at the DoD might send him recordings. He was probably bluffing... my stalker getting run over in the school parking lot was probably unrelated.
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    that's a great idea... now I just need to get a job at the Pentagon :sneaky:
     
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    Deety said:
    The group date plan is definitely a good idea. Dad can relax a little at that news. :)

    Try something like this... When I started dating, my father told me that since he worked at the Pentagon, our phone was probably bugged by the Russians and the Department of Defense. The Russians would just listen, but his friends at the DoD might send him recordings. He was probably bluffing... my stalker getting run over in the school parking lot was probably unrelated.
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    I like it. I like it alot.

    BTW, no one ever ran over me in the school parki... I mean.... funny story about the school parking lot :paranoid:
     
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    when time comes i will use a picture like this to explain a few things to the lucky guy...
     
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    buckeyebri said:
    Her mother is in that state up north helping the parents....
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    Perfect. No witnesses in case the boy has to be dealt with!

    Edit:

    Here are some good rules.

    I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind will kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

    I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

    I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
     
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    BuckinMichigan said:
    Here are some good rules.

    I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind will kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

    I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

    I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
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    sheez... this from a man with two male terrorists... that, when they are 15, Dad will say.. "time to go sow some oats boys.. yee haa"
     
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