Fired!!! For Farting too much.

[TexasBuck]

I had the misfortune of sitting right next to someone at work with a severe farting issue. We are packed in like sardines at work so I was never quite sure who it was. Then one day, a guy got a cushion to sit on his chair. The problem pretty much stopped. Apparently, the cushion absorbed most of it. At the time, I wasn't sure if it was some special medical fart cushion or what. I didn't care, just glad I didn't have to smell that shit.

The guy eventually got transferred to another office. Later on, my boss told me the story about this guy asking him if he could expense a cushion because he had farting issues. My boss said he had no idea what to say to the guy and he'd never been more uncomfortable in his life. He just agreed so he could end the conversation.

 

[Jake]

Later on, my boss told me the story about this guy asking him if he could expense a cushion because he had farting issues. My boss said he had no idea what to say to the guy and he'd never been more uncomfortable in his life. He just agreed so he could end the conversation.

I've had some silly requisitions cross my desk but no one has ever approached me for a cushioned fart filter.

 

[OCBucksFan]

We have a guy at work with some serious gas issues, he's way off in a corner. Fortunately, the guy is pretty cool about it and will let you know if he's "flairing up" or whatever, so if he calls me and has a PC problem he'll tell me, "I am gonna step away and go grab a cup of coffee, you might want to wait about 15 minutes before coming over here to fix my problem" or something of that nature. I can't understand being offended, look, if your ass leaks out toxic fumes you can at least be understanding when people don't like the scent of it, hell, I would be worried about the people who DID like the scent of it.