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The bear, who was relatively small and likely a cub, somehow managed to operate the car’s designed-for-humans door handles, get inside, somehow pull the door closed, and then lock all the doors. That’s a pretty good achievement for a bear, especially a cub.
Of course, it also kind of sucks as an achievement for a bear because it means that the bear is stuck in the car. The alarmingly high illiteracy rate among the bear community means that the bear wasn’t able to read the labels on any of the controls to figure out what switch would unlock the doors, so the bear was forced to trash the inside of the car.
So what follows is a Rick and Morty lo fi interpretation of a very real court transcript from Georgia. It is freaking hilarious, one of my favorite videos ever. It is even better if you watch Rick and Morty. It builds up and goes off the rails, btw. . .
Edit. . . maybe I shouldn't post this here. The language in the audio becomes very vulgar. The video itself is SFW. . . I don't know. I mean, it is a court transcript. . . Just beware.
Wish I knew about that thread! This video needs viewed. :)The actual trascript of this was posted over in the Typical Day in a Georgia Courtroom thread.
Looks like some parts got cut out but still funny to hear it play out without all of the reading. In the transcript, after the guy says he's gonna kill the judges kids, the judge says he doesn't have kids. The guy then says he'll kill the judge's grandkids and the judge asks how he could have grandkids without having kids.
Edit: Here's the link
http://www.buckeyeplanet.com/forum/threads/typical-day-in-a-georgia-courtroom.642768/