Favorite Simpsons Character

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[OCBuckWife]

Troy McClure: My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with water. Hi, I'm Troy McClure, your future uncle.
Lisa: Hi. I remember you from such filmstrips as Locker Room Towel Fight: the Blinding of Larry Driscoll.
Troy McClure: You know, I was one of the first to speak out against horseplay.



Selma: But ... don't you love me?
Troy McClure: Sure I do! Like I love Fresca. Isn't that enough? The only difference between our marriage and any one else's is: we know ours is a sham.


Wife: Now Cletus, why did ya haf to park next to my parents?
Cletus: Now, Now, Hun, they're my parents too...



Cletus: Hey slow down I wants to talk to ya! Give us 300 pretzels!
Marge (talking to Homer): Your see, a little persistence and patience, paid off.
That'll be 300 dollars!
Cletus: I dont think so, you see I got 300 coupons.
Marge: hmmm, I should of set limit one per customer.
Cletus: Shoulda but didn't. Ok, now hand them over!
HEY KIDS! WE EATIN DINNER TONIGHT! CMON!
Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dillan, Dermit, Jordan, Tailor, Brittney, Wesley, Rumor, Skyle, Cassidy, Zoe, Cloe, Max, Hunter, Kendel, Katelyn, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ean, Lauren, Kubert, Phil!



This last quote is funny in context but also out of context because all his kids name's are those used by celebrities for their littleun's!

 

[Zurp]

Cletus: Shoulda but didn't. Ok, now hand them over!

I coulda sworn he said "shoulda but didn'ta."

Troy McClure is pretty good. But you can't rival Ralph Wiggum:
"This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to play in the deep end."
"Miss Hoover? My worm jumped into my mouth and then I ate it. Can I have another one?"
"When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!"
"The doctor said I wouldn't get so many nose bleeds if I just kept my finger outta there!"
"Why do people run from me?" (Then he pees his pants.)
"I got beat up by boy Lisa and girl Lisa!"
"Look Big Daddy, it's regular Daddy!"
"I found a moon rock in my nose!"
"He's gonna smell like hot dogs!"

 

[MD Buckeye]

 

[Buckeyedynasty]

From the Sherry Boppins episode.
Willy: We were set to be Weed(wed) back in the old country until ya got your eyesight back. Suddenly the ugliest man in Scotland wasn't good enough for ya!
Lisa: Is that true sherry?
Sherry Boppins: Yes, it's very nice to see you willy.

Wife: Now Cletus, why did ya haf to park next to my parents?
Cletus: Now, Now, Hun, they're my parents too...



Cletus: Hey slow down I wants to talk to ya! Give us 300 pretzels!
Marge (talking to Homer): Your see, a little persistence and patience, paid off.
That'll be 300 dollars!
Cletus: I dont think so, you see I got 300 coupons.
Marge: hmmm, I should of set limit one per customer.
Cletus: Shoulda but didn't. Ok, now hand them over!
HEY KIDS! WE EATIN DINNER TONIGHT! CMON!
Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dillan, Dermit, Jordan, Tailor, Brittney, Wesley, Rumor, Skyle, Cassidy, Zoe, Cloe, Max, Hunter, Kendel, Katelyn, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ean, Lauren, Kubert, Phil!



This last quote is funny in context but also out of context because all his kids name's are those used by celebrities for their littleun's!

Cletus is awesome. I remember one episode where he climbs a telephone poll. He says hey I could call my ma from up here. HEY MA GET OFF THE DANG ROOF!

God I love the Simpsons.

 

[Zurp]

From the Sherry Boppins episode.
Willy: We were set to be Weed(wed) back in the old country until ya got your eyesight back. Suddenly the ugliest man in Scotland wasn't good enough for ya!
Lisa: Is that true sherry?
Sherry Boppins: Yes, it's very nice to see you willy.

You missed the best line.
Willy: THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID THE LAST TIME YOU SAW ME!!
Then he walks away.

Cletus is awesome. I remember one episode where he climbs a telephone poll. He says hey I could call my ma from up here. HEY MA GET OFF THE DANG ROOF!

That's from the episode that I call the "Pulp Fiction" episode, even though it really doesn't have much to do with the movie. (Just the scene with Snake and Wiggum fighting is similar to the movie.) The great part about that episode is Cletus's theme song: "Some folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again some folk'll, like Cletus, the slack-jaw yokel!"

 

[Buckeyedynasty]

YES, Cletus the slack-jaw yokel. Classic song.

 

[Zurp]

Not that this has anything to do with anything,

Ralph Wiggum - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The creator of the show, Matt Groening, has said that he is his favorite character.